675: Clean Tomatoes
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What interesting story does the host share about Quebec City?
If you jump on and have a yarn with us, Dunk is going to get a tattoo of your face on his lower back and do a magic mic dance for a retirement village if you come through with the goods. So if that tickles your fancy like it does mine, fucking let's go, buddy.
What is the first war story shared in this episode?
What's up, you bunch of beauties? This is Matt from the bottom end of Canada, near Quebec, the shitty part.
What humorous voice memo about 'Clean Tomatoes' is discussed?
If you're hearing this in your ear hole, you're listening to Two Beauties, Jay and Doug on Not For Radio.
What insights are shared about the experience of hotel cheffing?
Welcome to the podcast.
You little beauty.
Oh, you little beauty. You little beauty. That is great stuff.
How do supercars relate to the conversation?
Quebec City is like shit from movies. Like they built this big, it's like a fucking big fort around it. It's awesome. What? Yeah. And so what ended up happening is that they, the French had it and then, They all fucked off to do something else.
What notable mention is made about Channing Tatum?
This is my rough understanding. So there'll be some Quebecois or Canadians that actually understand this better. From my drunken remembering of it when we sat there hammering posts listening to the locals, basically what ended up happening is that the British... When the English took over, they basically sort of overthrew the township because it was a big trading area for, you know, like pelts and fucking whatever else it was. And so they fucking got on the piss for three days. And then the French all came back and just found them all hammered and basically just booted them all out again.
What is the significance of the phrase '6-7 Titties' in the episode?
And that's how they took it over and that's how it became Quebec in French speaking. Out of there. That's a cool story at the start of a mean city. Yeah. This is a war story from my hometown. Speaking of hometowns. Hang on.
What future plans or events are discussed towards the end of the episode?
First, a little bit of admin. Happy Friday. Welcome to the podcast. I'm Dunk. That's Jay. This podcast contains some swearing. On the podcast today, a couple of cracking war stories. We've got some of your audio messages on the sniper line. You can send them through to us. There's a link in the show notes. It's the link tree. Click on that. Send us a yarn. Fire it through. You could be winning one of our Not For Radio Country Trucker Caps. And you would have seen us talk about these individuals flat white or fuck off. That's great. We managed to catch up with a couple of the masterminds behind it. Really interesting chat. Really, really funny guys. Thoroughly enjoyed what it is that they're doing and look forward to seeing the next iteration of what it is that they're doing.
Attention, snipers. Gear up and hold your positions. It's time to load up some war stories. Your tales from the front line brought to life. Prepare to fire.
Just because we're doing all about arse about face as well, might as well thank the sponsors for that. Which is also from my hometown. Yeah. Episode brought to you by Classic Builders. They've been building homes in New Zealand for over 30 years. Pretty straightforward. Pretty good at it. War story number one, Jay. Yes, this is from Memphis in Tauranga, which is ironic. What? This person's name is Memphis. Oh, okay. Yeah. G'day, fellas. When I was a young lad, my dad had this big white male goat. At that age, I thought the thing was a fucking giant. And one day, me and my sister were running around in the paddock, as you do, when we see this white goat absolutely beelining it for us. So, of course, we try and make it over the fence.
My sister did, but unfortunately, I did not. It doesn't feel too good being thundercunted into a corrugated iron fence at Mock Dick. So just reading between the lines on that one, if you didn't pick it up, the goat smashed him into a corrugated iron fence. This thing was a right bastard of an animal, so I get patched up, few plasters and a Vegemite sandwich later and we hear this clunking noise. My dad says, that fucking sounds like our roof. For context, my dad had a Mark 5 Cortina sacked on its ass, modgies, all the beans. All the beans. All the beans. We look out the window and the fucking thing is standing on the roof of my dad's car, denting the shit out of it. The big white fuckface disappeared one day.
I don't really know what happened to him, but I do know goat curry tastes fucking delicious.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What interesting story does the host share about Quebec City?
0:00–0:16
2
What is the first war story shared in this episode?
0:16–0:25
3
What humorous voice memo about 'Clean Tomatoes' is discussed?
0:25–0:32
4
What insights are shared about the experience of hotel cheffing?
0:32–0:39
5
How do supercars relate to the conversation?
0:39–0:57
6
What notable mention is made about Channing Tatum?
0:57–1:30
7
What is the significance of the phrase '6-7 Titties' in the episode?
1:30–1:43
8
What future plans or events are discussed towards the end of the episode?
1:43–38:52