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Dunk

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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675: Clean Tomatoes

Why don't you just fucking chop your piss and you don't spill anything?

Not For Radio
675: Clean Tomatoes

Mind you, the driver's pissing them.

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675: Clean Tomatoes

In long races, maybe not in the weekend, but Bathurst, they're definitely pissing them.

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675: Clean Tomatoes

Imagine in those Bathurst races where you're jumping out

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675: Clean Tomatoes

And jumping into your co-driver's piss.

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675: Clean Tomatoes

They've got a little cushion, so they'll pull the cushion out.

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675: Clean Tomatoes

It's kind of like if you live in an apartment and you've got a cat and you've got one of those weird little kitty little cushions.

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675: Clean Tomatoes

It's just a nappy cushion.

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675: Clean Tomatoes

Just sitting in your own piss, just dissolving your ass.

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675: Clean Tomatoes

Imagine how tricky it would be.

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675: Clean Tomatoes

Because, you know, it happens.

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675: Clean Tomatoes

Like, if you get the shits or whatever and you're racing Bathurst, which is the biggest race of the season for these V8s, and then you're like, I have to go.

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675: Clean Tomatoes

And you would because you're just carrying racing, you know, you want to put your team in the best position.

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675: Clean Tomatoes

You're not going to pull over for a shit in the middle of the great race.

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675: Clean Tomatoes

Imagine how hard it would be to concentrate.

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675: Clean Tomatoes

You're, like, going down Conor and you know, like, a hairpin corner at the end.

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675: Clean Tomatoes

You're like, I'm shitting yourself, like, as you feel it filling up and you're trying to remember when to break and stuff.

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675: Clean Tomatoes

Like, it would be so, so tricky.