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Imagine how tricky it would be.

Because, you know, it happens.

Like, if you get the shits or whatever and you're racing Bathurst, which is the biggest race of the season for these V8s, and then you're like, I have to go.

And you would because you're just carrying racing, you know, you want to put your team in the best position.

You're not going to pull over for a shit in the middle of the great race.

Imagine how hard it would be to concentrate.

You're, like, going down Conor and you know, like, a hairpin corner at the end.

You're like, I'm shitting yourself, like, as you feel it filling up and you're trying to remember when to break and stuff.

Like, it would be so, so tricky.

That would have happened.

Yeah, totally.

Like, you're not telling anybody if it happens, but you're going and ducking out and getting suit number two on.

Yeah, I've never been caught in a surf comp needing to take a shit.

Oh, that's tricky.

Tricky in a wetsuit.

Well, yeah.

Oh, definitely tricky in a wetsuit, but most comps are in summer, so you're in boardies, but you shake it out, the monkey tail.

Yeah, I've punched one out in the surf line-up before, just after a real big night, just feeling real dusty.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, just an aqua poop.

You just climb off the board, get yourself submerged, get yourself naked, hope you don't lose your wetsuit and go for your life.