Dunk

Okay, so you are completely taking the wetsuit off.

We'll just peel it down to below your butt cheeks and you just hold, just...

hover yourself over the board like what's-her-name did on Titanic on the door.

I don't think she was taking a dump, though.

She was just a shit person, didn't let him on.

Yeah, on that note as well, you might know who it is, but a four-time world longboard champion followed us on Not For Radio a couple of days back.

I forget who the name was.

Taylor Jensen?

Does that ring a bell?

Taylor Jensen is a person who I idolise.

I first saw him surfing.

Do you follow him?

Yeah, a bit of a back story.

So Taylor Jensen is one of those athletes who is American.

So he could have been – he basically got scholarships for basketball, baseball, American football, fucking you name it, and chose surfing.

Amazing.

And he is easily one of the greatest longboarders of all time, and he is married to – well –

Narva Jensen now, but it was Narva Young, who is Nat Young's daughter, who was, prior to him, one of the greatest longboarders of all time.

And he is consistently pushing the envelope for what longboard surfing and surfing in general is.

The bloke fucking rips.