Elmo

Find your Muppet Jack. Elmo wants you to find your Muppet Jack.

Elmo would like to know what else I need to know today, Jack.

Jack, you look fantastic over there too.

I am.

I am.

I am.

We're so nice to see all of you. Oh, hello out there. Elmo loves you.

Oh, no, it'll be great. It's literally called Make the Girls Dance. Oh, I love it. It's called Make the Girls Dance. And I said, count me in.

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A vulva? A vuvuzela? A vuvuzela. But I thought Chrissy was talking about just one of those little curly things. Yeah, the curly thing that pop out.

Okay, something I loved in 2024 was, and this is personal to me, but I ran a 30K for my 30th birthday. What? And yeah, well, I actually ended up running 20 miles because I did my map wrong, but...

I was going for... Okay, well, my original plan. So I had knee surgery last year. And then my original plan was, oh, I'm going to run 30 miles for my 30th birthday. And then I was like, actually, I've had a lot of health issues this year. And I don't think I've been able to train properly to run that distance. So I was like, let's do a 30K instead. And I... It's like 18.6 is a 30K. And then I...

Did the map wrong and ended up running 20. Well, congratulations. That's incredible. It was a massive deal. And it was like a year after the surgery. And it was really big and really emotional. And I'm super proud of myself. That was a big love. Best to you.

It's been a tough year for us, but we made it.

I loved Below Deck this year. I got really into it. I watched all of Below Deck Med. I watched all of regular Below Deck. It really got me through some of our tougher times. Yachting, sailing. Yeah, I haven't watched sailing yet.

I've kind of been saving some.

It's so beautiful.

And you would really like relate to the whole serving aspect of it. Yeah. Because like if you've worked in like the restaurant industry at all, you're just like. Yes. You have to smile. Like you just relate to them in this way. Yeah.

Yes. Honestly, almost killed me. Almost killed me off.

It's in the past. All right.

Me?

Okay. I hated not having air conditioning in my car. Oh. And I refuse to fix it. It's my own fault. But I just, these Atlanta summers, they are not getting cooler.

They're not getting cooler and I'm getting sweatier and I'm getting more irritable.

I'm not going to. My car is 22 years old.

I'm not putting any money that I don't have to in it. I get it.

It's like a grand. It's like what my car is worth.

It gets me from point A to point B. Okay, fair enough.

Okay.

Okay, something I regretted. This is a joke. It was all the hours I listened to TCP. It was a joke. But my serious one is not being able to figure out my health stuff sooner. Yeah, like if I... Not following my gut, I guess. Well, literally and figuratively. Because I went to my first doctor months ago saying, I think this is the problem. He did not believe me.

He told me he did not let me do the test for it. It was a horrible experience. And then come December, turns out it was the thing I thought it was at the start. So that sucks.

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I can put a time stamp in the episode for when everyone needs to start it.

No, I know, but I'm just saying don't stress about it. People will know when to.

Go watch this on YouTube. If you start at 11.49. Here, I'll start the timer.

Um, I I want my cats to get along. Oh, yeah. I got a new kid. I got a new kid recently. And my my OG cat, the big boss of the house. She is not very happy right now. And she's been very, very stressed out yesterday. And it made me so sad.

They will. I said that.

I'm so nervous. My emotions are her emotions. You know, we are one woman.

Maybe she was cyberbullying you. And you just didn't know.

Yeah. Yeah, we should. Wait, that's so cute. Let's make a group vision board.

Please.

Yes!

It's Elmo and Patsy. Elmo and Patsy.

Really?

I wondered what that dollar was.

No, I mean, maybe it's a thing, but no.

That's an Irish tradition. I have a question about the dollar bill soaked in champagne.

Does it count if it's sparkling wine, or does it have to be champagne from Champagne France?

I'm wondering. I'm like, maybe the luck is in the champagne.

Christina has a martini on her shirt. I have a martini glass on my shirt. That counts. Ready to drink. Kind of.

I'm going to a Who Gale concert. Ooh. Afrobeats, baby. There you go. Drop the Afrobeats. Yeah, I'm excited.

Yeah. It starts at 10. So I'm pleased. We're having a little pregame. Are their friends coming? Yeah, yeah. We're going to do a little pregame, and then we're going to go. Are their friends coming? It's literally called live. I just want to know. She's going on her own. Yeah, by myself.

Well, I know, but on New Year's. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the only other, well, the only other person that I specifically invited cannot go. So I am kind of going alone. Not really. I'm going with my sister and her boyfriend and then some of our other friends.