Two Guys, Five Rings: A Sesame Street Crossover Special

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Unknown 0:00
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Bowen Yang 0:11
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring! Bowen, I could not be more excited about what's going on today because we're about to meet some true icons and talk the 2026 Winter Olympics.
Matt Rogers 0:24
Matt... You don't have to tell me how to get to Sesame Street, because they're coming to us.
Bowen Yang 0:30
Yeah, we are here. We've rented an incredible winter cabin here in the mountains, and it is truly real. And if anyone tries to tell you we're not actually in a cabin on this wintery, wonderful day, We'll be very upset. We'll be really upset. If anyone were to shatter the reality, that would not be cool. But I'm sure no one will.
Matt Rogers 0:53
I don't expect anyone to.

What are the exciting features of the Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics?

Matt Rogers 0:55
Why would they? Now, our first guest, appropriately, is someone who needs the number one spot. You know him. You love him. He's the three-and-a-half-year-old icon. Please welcome Elmo!
Elmo 1:13
Hey! Hi, Bon! Hi, Matt!
Bowen Yang 1:14
Hey, Elmo. It's really great to meet you, first of all.
Elmo 1:17
Oh, it's wonderful to meet you, too. And this is a really nice video screen that you rented. Hey, no, Elmo. Excuse you.
Matt Rogers 1:23
It's an unfurnished cabin. There's a difference.
Elmo 1:27
It's real.
Matt Rogers 1:27
Can you suspend disbelief, please? I mean, we are.
Elmo 1:29
Well, Elmo hates to break it to you, but this is fake. Huh? This is fake.
Matt Rogers 1:33
Elmo, it's real. Prove it.
Elmo 1:35
Prove it? Yeah. Okay. Okay, Jeff. Jeff, what Elmo says, stop the video. Stop the video. Stop the video. You see? Okay, start it again.
Bowen Yang 1:44
Well, there goes my grasp of reality, Elmo.
Elmo 1:47
Elmo hates to burst your bubble breath.
Matt Rogers 1:49
Yeah.
Elmo 1:49
Elmo doesn't want to, we have to tell the truth, you know?
Matt Rogers 1:52
That's so true, Elmo. That's true, Elmo.
Elmo 1:55
It's very nice.
Matt Rogers 1:56
Thank you. It's very pretty. You know what's very nice, too? That we get to talk winter sports with you.
Elmo 2:01
Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, you know, Elmo's going to Milan for the Olympics.
Bowen Yang 2:05
You're going to be there, too? Okay, maybe we'll see you. Maybe we'll catch up for some coffee. Do you drink coffee as a three-and-a-half-year-old? No. Okay.
Matt Rogers 2:12
Elmo's got hot chocolate, though.
Bowen Yang 2:13
Ooh, yum.
Matt Rogers 2:14
Yeah, that's basically the best version of it. There's just no caffeine. Hey, Elmo, what's your experience like in an Italian airport?
Elmo 2:20
Elmo's never really been to an Italian airport.

How does Elmo feel about the Winter Olympics?

Elmo 2:23
Is there an experience to be had there?
Bowen Yang 2:26
It depends. How many bags did you check? Because they're really not great about that.
Matt Rogers 2:30
They're gonna lose all of them, Elmo. Oh, really? You gotta pack carry-on only, okay?
Elmo 2:34
Well, Elmo travels light.
Matt Rogers 2:34
Good, good.
Elmo 2:36
That's one of the benefits of not wearing clothes.
Bowen Yang 2:39
Yeah, I guess so. Well, you know, there's some really good shopping in Milan, so maybe we'll get you a cute little parka or some ski stuff.
Elmo 2:45
Oh, like a nice suit or something, maybe. Yeah, like an Italian suit. Yeah, an Italian suit. Have you been to Italy before?
Matt Rogers 2:55
Yeah.
Elmo 2:56
Where in Italy were you?
Matt Rogers 2:57
Well, I went to Rome. Oh, you did? And then we went to Sicily.
Elmo 3:02
Sicily.
Matt Rogers 3:03
Sicily. Yeah. A lot of people think it's like the fake Italy.
Elmo 3:08
Why?
Matt Rogers 3:09
Well, it's off the mainland.
Elmo 3:11
Okay.
Matt Rogers 3:11
You know what I mean? No. Okay. You're a pretty local guy, huh, Elmo?
Bowen Yang 3:16
You're kind of famous for being on one street.
Elmo 3:18
Yeah. Elmo lives on Sesame Street. Yeah.
Bowen Yang 3:20
Yeah. We heard about that.
Matt Rogers 3:22
It's a nice street.
Elmo 3:23
But Elmo's really excited because Elmo's never really been to Italy before.
Matt Rogers 3:27
Well, Elmo, we're there for a very special occasion with the Olympics. That's right. Do you know a lot about winter sports?
Elmo 3:33
Well, Elmo is learned up now. See, Elmo didn't know much before. But Elmo went to the Summer Olympics, too, in France. You did? Did you enjoy yourself?

What winter sports is Elmo looking forward to?

Elmo 3:41
Oh, it was wonderful. Yeah, so Elmo's really excited to go to the Winter Olympics.
Bowen Yang 3:46
Elmo, are you excited that Mariah Carey is going to be singing at the opening ceremony? Do you know Ms. Mariah?
Elmo 3:53
This is news. Elmo didn't know about this. This is news. Is Mariah Carey going to be there? Yes.
Matt Rogers 3:57
Elmo, I'm going to take your phone after this. I'm going to put a news alert for Mariah Carey headlines so that you are up to date on all the Mariah news.
Elmo 4:04
Thank you. Elmo would appreciate that. Elmo didn't know about that. She's going to sing?
Bowen Yang 4:08
She's going to sing like she wants to do, Mariah.
Elmo 4:12
Maybe we could do a song together.
Matt Rogers 4:16
That would be wonderful.

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