Two Guys, Five Rings: A Sesame Street Crossover Special
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Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring! Bowen, I could not be more excited about what's going on today because we're about to meet some true icons and talk the 2026 Winter Olympics.
Matt... You don't have to tell me how to get to Sesame Street, because they're coming to us.
Yeah, we are here. We've rented an incredible winter cabin here in the mountains, and it is truly real. And if anyone tries to tell you we're not actually in a cabin on this wintery, wonderful day, We'll be very upset. We'll be really upset. If anyone were to shatter the reality, that would not be cool. But I'm sure no one will.
I don't expect anyone to.
What are the exciting features of the Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics?
Why would they? Now, our first guest, appropriately, is someone who needs the number one spot. You know him. You love him. He's the three-and-a-half-year-old icon. Please welcome Elmo!
Hey! Hi, Bon! Hi, Matt!
Hey, Elmo. It's really great to meet you, first of all.
Oh, it's wonderful to meet you, too. And this is a really nice video screen that you rented. Hey, no, Elmo. Excuse you.
It's an unfurnished cabin. There's a difference.
It's real.
Can you suspend disbelief, please? I mean, we are.
Well, Elmo hates to break it to you, but this is fake. Huh? This is fake.
Elmo, it's real. Prove it.
Prove it? Yeah. Okay. Okay, Jeff. Jeff, what Elmo says, stop the video. Stop the video. Stop the video. You see? Okay, start it again.
Well, there goes my grasp of reality, Elmo.
Elmo hates to burst your bubble breath.
Yeah.
Elmo doesn't want to, we have to tell the truth, you know?
That's so true, Elmo. That's true, Elmo.
It's very nice.
Thank you. It's very pretty. You know what's very nice, too? That we get to talk winter sports with you.
Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, you know, Elmo's going to Milan for the Olympics.
You're going to be there, too? Okay, maybe we'll see you. Maybe we'll catch up for some coffee. Do you drink coffee as a three-and-a-half-year-old? No. Okay.
Elmo's got hot chocolate, though.
Ooh, yum.
Yeah, that's basically the best version of it. There's just no caffeine. Hey, Elmo, what's your experience like in an Italian airport?
Elmo's never really been to an Italian airport.
How does Elmo feel about the Winter Olympics?
Is there an experience to be had there?
It depends. How many bags did you check? Because they're really not great about that.
They're gonna lose all of them, Elmo. Oh, really? You gotta pack carry-on only, okay?
Well, Elmo travels light.
Good, good.
That's one of the benefits of not wearing clothes.
Yeah, I guess so. Well, you know, there's some really good shopping in Milan, so maybe we'll get you a cute little parka or some ski stuff.
Oh, like a nice suit or something, maybe. Yeah, like an Italian suit. Yeah, an Italian suit. Have you been to Italy before?
Yeah.
Where in Italy were you?
Well, I went to Rome. Oh, you did? And then we went to Sicily.
Sicily.
Sicily. Yeah. A lot of people think it's like the fake Italy.
Why?
Well, it's off the mainland.
Okay.
You know what I mean? No. Okay. You're a pretty local guy, huh, Elmo?
You're kind of famous for being on one street.
Yeah. Elmo lives on Sesame Street. Yeah.
Yeah. We heard about that.
It's a nice street.
But Elmo's really excited because Elmo's never really been to Italy before.
Well, Elmo, we're there for a very special occasion with the Olympics. That's right. Do you know a lot about winter sports?
Well, Elmo is learned up now. See, Elmo didn't know much before. But Elmo went to the Summer Olympics, too, in France. You did? Did you enjoy yourself?
What winter sports is Elmo looking forward to?
Oh, it was wonderful. Yeah, so Elmo's really excited to go to the Winter Olympics.
Elmo, are you excited that Mariah Carey is going to be singing at the opening ceremony? Do you know Ms. Mariah?
This is news. Elmo didn't know about this. This is news. Is Mariah Carey going to be there? Yes.
Elmo, I'm going to take your phone after this. I'm going to put a news alert for Mariah Carey headlines so that you are up to date on all the Mariah news.
Thank you. Elmo would appreciate that. Elmo didn't know about that. She's going to sing?
She's going to sing like she wants to do, Mariah.
Maybe we could do a song together.
That would be wonderful.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:55
2
What are the exciting features of the Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics?
0:55–2:23
3
How does Elmo feel about the Winter Olympics?
2:23–3:41
4
What winter sports is Elmo looking forward to?
3:41–36:56
5
How does Grover plan to dress for the Winter Olympics?
36:56–39:38