Grace Kuhlenschmidt
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ass bitch shit damn yeah travel is like the jealousy in your eyes you want to be guys so fucking bad your brain your body just won't let you the fear of the smells coming from outside exactly from what i got out of my car but that's that's so funny you say that because i had no crushes at all when i was younger like on anyone anyone at all like i had like a few celeb crushes like i was a big jonas brother girl oh
ass bitch shit damn yeah travel is like the jealousy in your eyes you want to be guys so fucking bad your brain your body just won't let you the fear of the smells coming from outside exactly from what i got out of my car but that's that's so funny you say that because i had no crushes at all when i was younger like on anyone anyone at all like i had like a few celeb crushes like i was a big jonas brother girl oh
So who was your guy? Mine was Nick, which I feel like is the straight sister. Whoever loves Nick is like, well, yeah.
So who was your guy? Mine was Nick, which I feel like is the straight sister. Whoever loves Nick is like, well, yeah.
No, I feel like the pipeline from Joe.
No, I feel like the pipeline from Joe.
No, because lesbians love Joe Jonas. It's always Joe or they don't want to pick any of them, so they pick Kevin. That's kind of, I think, that pipeline that goes that way.
No, because lesbians love Joe Jonas. It's always Joe or they don't want to pick any of them, so they pick Kevin. That's kind of, I think, that pipeline that goes that way.
Yes, I was. I was very proud. I was so proud, in fact, that I did a home ec...
Yes, I was. I was very proud. I was so proud, in fact, that I did a home ec...
like kind of unit once in middle school I think it was in eighth grade and we had to do flower babies right like okay like a 10 pound sack of flour and we had to like carry it around like it was a baby we had to dress it name it all of that and so we got to pick our marital status like out of a bowl and I really wanted to be single because I wanted to control all of it like I was like I want to name my kid I want to like
like kind of unit once in middle school I think it was in eighth grade and we had to do flower babies right like okay like a 10 pound sack of flour and we had to like carry it around like it was a baby we had to dress it name it all of that and so we got to pick our marital status like out of a bowl and I really wanted to be single because I wanted to control all of it like I was like I want to name my kid I want to like
And I was like, super like, like a lot about you probably. Right. Me being neurotic. And of course I got married and I got married to this kid in my class. And I remember his name was Freddie. And I was like, Freddie, listen to me. Um, this is what's going to happen next. This baby is named after Nick Jonas. If you have any questions about that, you let me know.
And I was like, super like, like a lot about you probably. Right. Me being neurotic. And of course I got married and I got married to this kid in my class. And I remember his name was Freddie. And I was like, Freddie, listen to me. Um, this is what's going to happen next. This baby is named after Nick Jonas. If you have any questions about that, you let me know.
And he was like, I don't care. So I named the baby.
And he was like, I don't care. So I named the baby.
i seriously like you can tell anyone that anyone else's dad's sperm donor i don't give a fuck he's like that baby doesn't even look like me so nice try and honestly i named it nicholas jerry jonas that's literally what i named it is jerry nick jonas's real middle name yes it is really yeah and i would know because i was obsessed with him right right right but other than like him and i think i had a thing for corbin blue too well that makes perfect sense
i seriously like you can tell anyone that anyone else's dad's sperm donor i don't give a fuck he's like that baby doesn't even look like me so nice try and honestly i named it nicholas jerry jonas that's literally what i named it is jerry nick jonas's real middle name yes it is really yeah and i would know because i was obsessed with him right right right but other than like him and i think i had a thing for corbin blue too well that makes perfect sense
those other than those two the same kind of like cuteness hotness combo right don't you think yeah and i'm like a long hair girl i figured that out later in life but like i love long hair on a man and i felt like they had the longest hair i could see at the time on disney channel that was like whoa they had to come in every day and get like two snips
those other than those two the same kind of like cuteness hotness combo right don't you think yeah and i'm like a long hair girl i figured that out later in life but like i love long hair on a man and i felt like they had the longest hair i could see at the time on disney channel that was like whoa they had to come in every day and get like two snips