Grace Kuhlenschmidt
speaker
1,284 appearances
29 recordings
6 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 4 Jul
Grace Kuhlenschmidt’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 15 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 5.
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But have they ever... But have they ever bought any fish from us?
Yeah, but our fish comes in stick form. My grandfather was a fish stickerman. And these penguins are the reason he lost his job. Also, he got Me Too'd. Plus, America makes a lot of other things penguins don't buy. Soybeans, natural gas, grenade launchers.
Oh, why? Because they're too stupid?
Well, they don't have thumbs while they're f***ing me either, but they're doing that perfectly fine.
Husta, I have a family of penguins to look after. I'm a mother now. And, oops, they just got eaten by a seal. I'll be home tomorrow.
No one uses that word anymore.
What would you call that kind of store? A grocery store. That word is so old. Not a single living person uses the word grocery stores, except for you.
You literally sounded like, hey kids, let's gather around the big parola. It's time to talk about groceries. Groceries is like an old fashioned term.
Like my like great, great, great grandma used it. And like, she's dead as shit. Yeah. Also, when someone brings up a dead relative, it's like weird to laugh. What's wrong with groceries? Donald Trump says that nobody uses it. Nobody says that. He says it's old fashioned. Oh. So Trump is a trendsetter. He doesn't want to use groceries anymore. What do you think we should call them?
Yeah. Who sang these lyrics? Eat that booty like groceries.
Come on, you know him, you love him. I can tell. You know him, you love him. The Beatles.
Yes.
It was in Blackbird, I think. And I feel like young people like us, we don't even go to stores anymore. We just get everything from the cloud.
Oh, food is 100% on the table.
Gribble Shane. Wokery's. Wokery's. Tummy Treats. Mouth stuffers.
Oh, really? Yeah. Okay, I won't ask any more questions about that.
Why is that funny?
Monopoly woman, Ronnie. It's 2025. Women can do anything men can do, including beating up an old man and stealing his monocle and top hat.
This race is really heating up, Ronnie. There's so much money pouring in right now, they're not even being subtle about it. Elon Musk is shooting gold bars out of a T-shirt cannon.
It is, but the people it didn't kill are filthy rich.
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