Hasan Minhaj
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963 appearances
4 recordings
3 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard 8 Apr
Hasan Minhaj’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I'm Hasan Minhaj, and I have been lying to you. I only pretended to be a comedian so I could trick important people into coming on my podcast, Hasan Minhaj Doesn't Know, to ask them the tough questions that real journalists are way too afraid to ask. People like Senator Elizabeth Warren. Is America too dumb for democracy? Outrageous. Parenting expert Dr. Becky.
How do you skip consequences without raising a psychopath? It's a good question. Listen to Hussam Minhaj Doesn't Know from Lemonada Media, wherever you get your podcasts.
SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma · UNCUT | Hasan Minhaj Wants to Cancel Birthdays · 20 Feb 2025
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What restaurants are you going to where all of that madness and sadness is happening? Dude, dude. Have you ever been to Dallas BBQ? Yes. You like when they sing happy birthday to you? See, that is what I'm talking about. Yeah, don't you like attention? This is nuts.
That's fucking crazy. You make adults change your tires? No, no, no. And change your oil? That's different. And clean your teeth? That's so different.
This is madness. This is madness. Nice to meet you. I'm sorry, dude. No, no, no, no, no. The popular opinion stands with Kareem Rama.
Yeah. Don't show her gets me every time. Yeah. She doesn't give a fuck about this card.
I think in general, the culture around birthdays should end at about 16.
Actually, we need to go to 21. No, no, no, fuck that. 0 to 15, you get your quinceanera.
Or alternatively, you celebrate the person who gave birth. Oh, but that's Mother's Day. No, but two Mother's Days. You have Mother's Day and you have Father's Day. Yes. The birthday is to celebrate both parents. Oh, shit. This is like Parents' Day. Birthday is Parents' Day. I actually think your birthday should just be doubles Mother's Day.
Yeah, well, two mothers.
A lot of Americans in this country have a very important question for Hasan Minhaj. What's that? What's the hair routine? Oh, what's the hair routine? What's the hair routine? What are we doing? In the morning, what are we doing? Are we doing cold water? Are we doing hot water? Are we combing? Are we brushing? Is there any product in there? Is it that silky all the time?
Do you just wake up and it's like that? The American people want to know. But you're a hair icon as well. But I don't do anything.
The American people want to know about your hair.
Okay.
No. Okay, keep going. We want to know the full routine. So you don't shampoo it. You don't shampoo it. You condition it how often?
You have to stay in the house. Stay in the house. Why do you have to stay in the house?
Oh, I was doing a morning shower. No, I'm not.
This is really good advice for all Americans. Yeah. Because they got you buying too much product. No, there's a huge... Johnson & Johnson is lying to you.
Each other? Like, what are you talking about? Kids need a pet.
No, no, kids need a living pet to take care of and learn how to become adults. I think you should get a cat.
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