Hasan Minhaj
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963 appearances
4 recordings
3 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard 8 Apr
Hasan Minhaj’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma · UNCUT | Hasan Minhaj Wants to Cancel Birthdays · 20 Feb 2025
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You know when you're a kid and someone's like, don't do this? Yeah. In Islam, they're like, don't do this? Yeah, it's haram or whatever. Yeah, sure. And I was like, why not? Why doesn't anyone want to talk? I got mad because no one wanted to talk to me about it. Like, I kept wanting to talk. I was obsessed. I was actually obsessed. What?
No, that was against my will. That's what I ended up. Because it was just in my house. Bro, this is taking a weird turn. No, it was in my house and it was fine. So this started off as a story about... Friendship.
In the spirit realm. Yeah.
Yes. I did not give consent. And it had this huge, so like one night I was sleeping. Uh-huh. And I woke up. Uh-huh. And then all of a sudden there was a massive, a mass on me. A weight, right? Yeah, a weight. And a huge hand. Bro, bro, stop, stop. I don't even want to hear. I don't even want to hear. Violently jerked me off. and put its long tongue in my ear.
The tongue was this long, and it was going like this. And I was like... Rami, you applied for this job. You applied for this job. Listen, I know there'll be changes involved. Yeah, yeah. Listen, I'm... Yeah. But you're pro standing on business.
What's next for Hasan Minhaj? Off With His Head streaming now on Netflix. I said Hasan.
I know that's what they say about the peasants. You know, in battle, you kind of are like, Off With His Head.
Look at that. I didn't even know.
I mean, I knew that those were out, but I didn't put two and two together. Now it's out. So this is the end of a trilogy. This is the end. You made, not the end. It's not the end. It's the end of a trilogy. Yeah.
I mean, that's vibes, though.
I went to a screening of Francis Ford Coppola's new film, Megalopolis. And he did a live Q&A and he claims, which I don't know if it's true or not, that he invented... numbers in movies. He said that he's the first ever American filmmaker to do Godfather Part 2. This is a wild take.
The Chinese, the Indians, the Egyptians, for sure. Math is ours. The Egyptians invented math. Bro,
Your safety is important to us. Please stand away from the platform edge. I want to ask you some takes on takes. Okay. Okay, here's some takes. What's the takes on takes? Takes on takes. My takes on takes. I think that all ride share apps should have a smell rating. Mutual, two-way smell rating. You can rate the driver, they can rate you.
You know what I mean?
Chicago-style pizza is better than New York-style pizza.
No way.
They're not. They raised the prices.
Yeah, that's essentially a dollar, bro. That's a dollar. No, no. Who has a quarter? When's the last time you saw a quarter? Today? No, that's not true.
I'm not looking.
And lie on your bed. Why would you? I would never wear the jacket on the bed, but I would wear this blue thing. When I go home, I'm going to take this jacket off and I'm going to lay on my bed and look at my phone.
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