Ian Bagg
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Podcast Appearances
All the other ones are still open.
I'll just tell you a little bit about myself.
I've been raising my son by myself now for 11 years.
Now, that's a long-ass time to be doing something by yourself, right?
So you're probably wondering the same thing everybody keeps asking me.
And I love telling people the honest God truth because there's nothing fucking fun here.
See, when my son was two weeks old, my baby mama, that bitch took off with a midget.
This bitch actually took off with a midget.
And to this day, I don't know what pisses me off more.
The fact that she took off with a midget or the fact that a midget was wearing cargo shorts.
You ever seen an emo midget wearing cargo shorts?
That shit will hurt your pride as a man.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Honestly, he looked like he was coming down on his shortcomings though, for real.