Jake Steinfeld
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And you're like, is one half of my ass heavier than the other?
I got to move this wallet to the crack of my ass because it's throwing my balance off.
All right.
So I got that.
Now, first things first.
We're traveling.
And be prepared for me to sound like a douche.
But I...
I got – I tempted Allison with the person.
We always – Allison and I always talk about this person that we would love to be, the person that says, excuse you, like when I was leaving LAX –
I was going through security and I took a bin and I put it on the thing and then I started to reach down to take my shoes off and my belt.
And the guy in front of me was told, sir, you got to take shoes off.
And he just went, oh, okay.
And he just started throwing his shit into the magic bin that was behind him.
The magic empty bin.
And I understood.
I didn't take it personally.
He looked around.
He looked behind him.