Joey Diaz

They're paying for this with your money. I'm paying for this with my money. Exactly. That was his fucking classic shit.

They're paying for this with your money. I'm paying for this with my money. Exactly. That was his fucking classic shit.

They're paying for this with your money. I'm paying for this with my money. Exactly. That was his fucking classic shit.

That guy fucking did something that a lot of people don't know. Yeah. And his employees got kidnapped in Iran, and he went in there and took them out, and he hired like a— like Marlon Brando from Apocalypse Now to train his employees. Really? Yeah, he was a retired colonel, some badass Vietnam. So it was his actual employees that went and got him out? Yeah, that's the story.

That guy fucking did something that a lot of people don't know. Yeah. And his employees got kidnapped in Iran, and he went in there and took them out, and he hired like a— like Marlon Brando from Apocalypse Now to train his employees. Really? Yeah, he was a retired colonel, some badass Vietnam. So it was his actual employees that went and got him out? Yeah, that's the story.

That guy fucking did something that a lot of people don't know. Yeah. And his employees got kidnapped in Iran, and he went in there and took them out, and he hired like a— like Marlon Brando from Apocalypse Now to train his employees. Really? Yeah, he was a retired colonel, some badass Vietnam. So it was his actual employees that went and got him out? Yeah, that's the story.

He trained, he made his employees. We're a family. Whoa. What's going on? And he made a promise to the people's families that he would have them back by Christmas, and he had them back by Christmas. Wow. And Kissinger kept giving them fucking a hard time. A bunch of people kept giving them a hard time. He did not give a fuck. He goes, I'm doing it. I gave those people my word.

He trained, he made his employees. We're a family. Whoa. What's going on? And he made a promise to the people's families that he would have them back by Christmas, and he had them back by Christmas. Wow. And Kissinger kept giving them fucking a hard time. A bunch of people kept giving them a hard time. He did not give a fuck. He goes, I'm doing it. I gave those people my word.

He trained, he made his employees. We're a family. Whoa. What's going on? And he made a promise to the people's families that he would have them back by Christmas, and he had them back by Christmas. Wow. And Kissinger kept giving them fucking a hard time. A bunch of people kept giving them a hard time. He did not give a fuck. He goes, I'm doing it. I gave those people my word.

His word was word, dog. How much money was he worth? Billions. Yeah, he was a billionaire. Back then?

His word was word, dog. How much money was he worth? Billions. Yeah, he was a billionaire. Back then?

His word was word, dog. How much money was he worth? Billions. Yeah, he was a billionaire. Back then?

I believe so.

I believe so.

I believe so.

Doug, what about the chief of police in my hotel that shit on his desk? Yeah, why'd he do that? I don't know.

Doug, what about the chief of police in my hotel that shit on his desk? Yeah, why'd he do that? I don't know.

Doug, what about the chief of police in my hotel that shit on his desk? Yeah, why'd he do that? I don't know.

was he proving a point what was that what was up with that man i heard he's a good dude but he's a prankster oh he's like a prankster type of dude he sends so he's like ari shafir yeah he sends like packages to your house and he's one of those dudes you know and uh i don't know that's i guarantee he was like a joke and they just blew up now it's national now you got nowhere to go oh my god do you see what ari did once we shoved the note up his ass and he it out on stage and read it

was he proving a point what was that what was up with that man i heard he's a good dude but he's a prankster oh he's like a prankster type of dude he sends so he's like ari shafir yeah he sends like packages to your house and he's one of those dudes you know and uh i don't know that's i guarantee he was like a joke and they just blew up now it's national now you got nowhere to go oh my god do you see what ari did once we shoved the note up his ass and he it out on stage and read it