Joey Diaz
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3,386 appearances
6 recordings
3 series
first heard Jan 2024
last heard 10 Jun
Joey Diaz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I've never heard anything again. Huh.
That doesn't make any sense. Netflix is off the... You know, they don't know. They just... Netflix has so much fucking shit on there. They have so much. So much. If I see one more Pablo Escobar thing... If you watch a murder thing one time, forget it.
That fucking thing that night when everything fell apart, that was a bad night. Which night? When the ball dropped. Not this card, but the one before that, when the pay-per-views, when all the disasters started. It was about pay-per-views one night, that nobody was getting the pay-per-view. Oh, right.
Yes, the app failed. It was too overwhelming for the UFC, I think. Because shit happens.
I don't think you were working that one.
It partially went down. I couldn't order the card. Oh. It was a bunch of shit going on. Then I went on Twitter and I saw Frankie Egg and a bunch of other guys, fighters, saying, what the fuck is wrong with mine? I'm like, okay, it's not just me. And then I heard the riffraff that night and then the next day they were talking about it and then Monday, Dana was hot. I know he did something.
He said something about it.
There's always one good fight that I want to watch on the undercard. I'm going to watch the undercard. Always. Two fights or something.
And then you guys start talking about the fights and then you get –
He looks like... He choked him with a shot of darts?
I think the guy that led that for me was GSP. Oh, yeah. I was always very impressed with how every fight he showed up with something different. Yeah. While his opponent was still like, yeah, GSP's got skills, but I still got this right hand. Okay. Bro, he was always learning. He was always learning. He was in the city with the kickboxing guy. He was over in... Phil Nurse. Yeah, Phil Nurse.
Wild Card, he would go over there. Yep, go to Wild Card, change boxing. Remember when he fought, I think it was Josh Koczek? And he was jabbing. Was that the fight where he fucking broke the jab out and he had trained at Wild Card?
I remember that. I remember all that shit. And that's what I liked about him. His training was all... Another time, you know, you're watching and he's doing gymnastics. Yeah. Where's gymnastics and all this play a game?
Unbelievable. Swimming. Fucking doing this, doing that. And meanwhile, you're still going, well, my jujitsu game. is elevated. This motherfucker just went and worked out every part of his game, but focused on just one, really. You know what's really crazy about him?
I am not impressed with your performance. That was one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life. Yeah, that became like a meme before memes. I was not impressed with your performance.
Would you ever consider going back to Taekwondo now? No. No. Just going to a school once a week and just going in there with a bunch of guys and throwing some kicks and shit. I work out on my own. No, no, you're not feeling me. What do you mean? Anybody can work out on their own. Could you imagine now? Like, I've been thinking about it. There's a purple belt at my jiu-jitsu school. He's 68.
Oh, wow. He came from a fucking Shotokan karate background. And he goes, I teach in the Bronx every Wednesday night. He goes, this was my school. I sold it, but I still go up there on Wednesdays. Come with me sometime. I'm like, how cool would that be? That would be cool to take a class. That's what I'm saying. One time a week. Like something that you, what's the?
As long as you didn't have to spar. No, no, no, no. But you do those, you know, like when you do Taekwondo. One step. One step, like those little chic they run, I think they call, where I throw a punch. Yeah, it's drills. And that's what you need. You're not going to fucking spar and go crazy.
People are flow rolling. People are selling it more. Even Tom DeBlas is like, dog, listen. It's a way to get better. It's really the way to get better. But the problem is you've got to keep a motherfucker flowing. And that's the problem, that after a while you're like, and also the next thing you know it's not a flow anymore. Right, now you're going to try to catch up. And that's the problem.
It always starts off with a flow for a minute and a half, and then it goes off the fucking reservation.
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