Joey Diaz
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3,386 appearances
6 recordings
3 series
first heard Jan 2024
last heard 10 Jun
Joey Diaz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah, yeah. They have a good time.
You know, it's weird that I'm older and I love doing crazy shit. Like, I love it. I don't have much in the daytime no more. So I'll try to catch a boxing class or jujitsu and all that shit. And jujitsu's the toughest one for me. Like, I haven't been to jujitsu since November because I've been sick. You know, I had a bunch of problems. And I was on antibiotics.
I was having a hard time fucking breathing. But I can't wait to go back. But now I'm going to go back and do it a little bit differently. Flow. Flow. A lot more flow. And there's one guy that'll flow with me. He's a cop. And drilling more. If you have a blue belt class, it's basically a lot of drilling. That's great. You fucking burn a lot of calories in there. Drilling is so important.
But you have to go... In the daytime, they roll a little bit more. At night, the classes are so shut that you don't have time to roll that long. So I would rather drill a long time and then roll once and get the fuck out of it. That's perfect for me. And even with boxing, when I go box, I don't fucking... Go crazy. I hit the speed bag a little bit, two rounds, and I hit the bag that moves around.
That burns a ton of calories. Then I hit the hard bag, and I'm out of there. Seven, eight, three-minute rounds, and I'm good.
I love it. I love the earphones. And I'll tell you what else I got into now that I'm older. What? Because when I went to that hospital, it taught me a lot, Joe. It reminded me that I wasn't a kid no more. Like, we fuck around, and we have a good time, and we think we're bad motherfuckers, but... You want to stay healthy. Yeah.
Ever since I come out of the hospital a month ago, everything's fucking changed.
I like that blood thing they did. Yes. What's that called?
Vitamin IV? No, that was a little one. It wasn't a big IV.
I see him a lot, you know. Yeah. I see him every Wednesday.
Yeah, every Wednesday we meet up and do a podcast.
What were these people talking about last night at the club? They go on ChatGPT or some shit? You don't know what that is? No.
One of the greatest episodes. You were talking to me a couple weeks ago. We were talking about you watched the Gleason interview on 60 Minutes. Yes, yes. You know I watch The Honeymooners every Saturday. Do you really? Every Saturday at midnight. I don't have time for anything else. I got to be home by midnight on Saturdays, okay?
And then the reason why I said Swanee River to you is that is one of the best episodes that Gleason ever did. He was going on the... $95,000 question, and you have to go up levels, and they ask you questions. He picked music. So he had his buddy, Norton, get all the sheet music, and Norton would play music for him and go, who is this?
And he would have to say, and then the Italian lady, Miss Manicotti, would come down. It was a great episode. But there's one scene where Norton would play, and he'd go, Norton, why the fuck do you... Here it is. Why the fuck do you play this? Watch this.
All right, now go to the end so Joe can see it. So he goes.
Look at his face, man.
What's the book I read where he taught Richard Pryor how to smoke pot, like how to hide it? They did a movie, The Toy, right? Didn't they do The Toy? He taught him how to hide it. Yeah, because Richard Pryor lit a joint up one day, and he's like, what are you doing? Come on, you got to have some class. How do you hide it? You know, under your hand. Oh. Mix it with the cigar.
Richard was smoking it out, and Jackie Gleason goes, what are you doing, man? Come on. Nice. Smoke it like this. Richard Pryor's like, this motherfucker taught me how to smoke a joint. So he would tuck it away. And he was 20 years older than him. Yeah. You know, Jack Gleeson was a fucking beast, man.
No.
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