Joey Diaz
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6 recordings
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first heard Jan 2024
last heard 10 Jun
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We've got to assume there's something out there, whether or not...
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, they've been here.
The way I think about it is, listen, since I'm a kid, we're talking about Martians and aliens, right? Since I'm fucking six, seven, I've been hearing about this. The moon landing was in 69, so I was six. So it started after that. Like, I heard more and more about it. So what you mean to tell me is in 55 years we haven't found out more information about it? We know. We know what's going on.
We know. NASA's not stupid. They know something's out there. They play with us a little bit from time to time. But there's something out there, my friend.
They know.
And those old-timers didn't need a, what's that when you have to sign something? NDA? NDA, like that. Whatever the fuck. There was no NDAs back then. There was no NDAs back then. So there was something to it.
There was something to it. You know, you got that place in New Mexico. You got Hudson County, what we discussed before with the Martians landing. You have all these places that have a higher volume. I wonder what's number two in UFO sightings. I wonder what's number one. What's number one? Is it Hudson Valley? Yeah, Hudson Valley by the George Washington Bridge, that whole thing. That's crazy.
That's number one.
A lot happens in the ocean. That ocean is stronger than what you fucking think. Yeah. I love going to a beach and just sitting on the beach and watching the ocean.
Aliens and whatnot. And whatnot, yeah. You know, I feel that we know we're just not going to, you know, it's like everything else, man. We know who shot Kennedy. We're not going to release it. You know, we're going to play with us. That's what they do. I think that they would be, I think even after all the alien talk and everything, I think Americans couldn't really handle it.
It's a different life form. I think when they came here, maybe somebody painted them as green or whatever. Me... I feel that if they're here, they walk around looking like us. They're a more intelligent life source. Like the movie Cocoon. Right. That's in my mind. And to just... I'm the type of guy, I'll talk to you about... Or Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Yeah, Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
I'm the type of guy, I'll talk to you about it. But just talking to you just now about somebody, the government telling me that aliens exist, it would knock me down because I know they do. Right. But not really. But not really. But not really. I know they do, but not really. And that's, I think, with everything.
So it would even shock me a little bit to find out. But I think that, yeah, cocoon type people.
But I guarantee we do see things that we think is something else and it's a UFO. Yeah. Yeah. I could see that happening also.
You know, when I lived in Boulder, I got into a hole one time. I was talking to some guy, and he was talking to me about mermaids. Oh, God. At a coffee shop. And it drove me fucking crazy. It drove me so crazy. I didn't have a computer back then, but I actually had to go to the library, and I went down a hole.
And maybe 10 years ago, I went online one night and got high and was reading about mermaids.
Right, but weren't they actually spotted in the 1800s somewhere?
That's okay. That's not my problem. I'm not looking to have sex with a chick.
Come on.
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