Joey Diaz

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3,386 appearances 6 recordings 3 series first heard Jan 2024 last heard 10 Jun

Joey Diaz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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We'll get her on the fucking stand too. But I believe in due process. I'll do whatever time you want me to do. Prove that I did it. Just don't open up your fucking mouth. Absolutely.
Yeah, I've heard of that. Where college students are doing it?
And that could just be a woman who owns a fucking fruit stand and a Mexican owns a fruit stand down the corner. And she could just call and go, listen, this guy's illegal.
Who cares?
I hit the bonus.
Agreed.
You don't want to play games with people. Well, I think even on ticket quotas, there's a percentage that they know they're going to get beat on it.
If I give you 10 tickets, eight of them are going to be good. Two of them are going to be, he's going to come in with an attorney and fight this. The wind was blowing and, you know.
You're right. If they don't use it, that's right, the budget goes down. Yeah, the budget goes down. They call that something. What is it called?
I don't know. What is it called?
Taking a vitamin. It's called CardioNad. I'm taking something else that's called like colon. They gave it to me after my lung thing. And my lung feels a lot better. You know what the doctor told me when he told me to take the one supplement? What? They took it off the market during COVID. Why'd they do that? Because it's such a great lung supplement.
Like, I feel a lot better since I've been on it for five weeks. They took this off the internet and everything. They shut down their website for three years. Oh, my God.
It's crazy what's going on in the world today, my friend.
That's it. I don't get involved in none of that shit. It doesn't bother me.
I'm scared for my daughter and the future. Everything else, I got to fucking take a chance every goddamn day. You know what I'm saying? Yes.
That's your question? Yeah. What the fuck's it got to do with me? I don't give a fuck about the Japs.
I know, I know, I know. We don't have to worry about it. This is fucking too much. You're right, you're right. This is the first podcast I've done that I'm scared. You know what I'm saying? What the fuck is wrong with you? You're right. Enough with this shit. You're right. And politics enough. COVID is over. If you took the fucking needle, fuck you.
If you didn't, now they just found out the fucking flu shot don't work. I could have told you that 25 fucking years ago.
Come on, man. And I'm a GED type of fucking motherfucker. So knock it off. I hate all this shit. I'm scared.
The fuck? I'm scared, too. Yeah, about Japanese. Listen, man, that's what the problem is. We're worrying about this is what the Internet fucked us. That's true. This is why we have retards walking around believing everything, because I forgot what I was going to tell you. The Internet fucked us. The Internet fucked us. It's too much information. It's like this.
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