Joey Diaz
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Podcast Appearances
Fucking insane. Yeah. His was insane. His suits had to be a certain cut. They had to cost a certain way. Well, he ain't wearing it, Steve McQueen.
Fucking insane. Yeah. His was insane. His suits had to be a certain cut. They had to cost a certain way. Well, he ain't wearing it, Steve McQueen.
Comics are like, yeah, I'm not going in there until I got my size 12s. You paid for it. What's the big deal? Yeah, they gave me some sneakers. No, you didn't. You bought those sneakers, stupid. It comes out of the price. Yeah, they think that, oh, they bought me sneakers because I'm special and shit.
Comics are like, yeah, I'm not going in there until I got my size 12s. You paid for it. What's the big deal? Yeah, they gave me some sneakers. No, you didn't. You bought those sneakers, stupid. It comes out of the price. Yeah, they think that, oh, they bought me sneakers because I'm special and shit.
Comics are like, yeah, I'm not going in there until I got my size 12s. You paid for it. What's the big deal? Yeah, they gave me some sneakers. No, you didn't. You bought those sneakers, stupid. It comes out of the price. Yeah, they think that, oh, they bought me sneakers because I'm special and shit.
Right, yeah, even though you're paying for it. Fuck that. I'll bring my own sneakers. I'll bring my own sneakers. I'm going to show up and there's a box of sneakers. Oh, you got me white sneakers. I'm not going to perform because that shit started happening. Oh, really? Yeah, people were like, I want black sneakers. Jordan, and all of a sudden they're white.
Right, yeah, even though you're paying for it. Fuck that. I'll bring my own sneakers. I'll bring my own sneakers. I'm going to show up and there's a box of sneakers. Oh, you got me white sneakers. I'm not going to perform because that shit started happening. Oh, really? Yeah, people were like, I want black sneakers. Jordan, and all of a sudden they're white.
Right, yeah, even though you're paying for it. Fuck that. I'll bring my own sneakers. I'll bring my own sneakers. I'm going to show up and there's a box of sneakers. Oh, you got me white sneakers. I'm not going to perform because that shit started happening. Oh, really? Yeah, people were like, I want black sneakers. Jordan, and all of a sudden they're white.
I ain't getting on stage until I get my black Jordans. Now they got to run around town. I've heard people turn limos back. Yes.
I ain't getting on stage until I get my black Jordans. Now they got to run around town. I've heard people turn limos back. Yes.
I ain't getting on stage until I get my black Jordans. Now they got to run around town. I've heard people turn limos back. Yes.
What is this bullshit? And who fucking drove you when you lived under that fucking bridge? Just get in the goddamn fucking car, cocksucker.
What is this bullshit? And who fucking drove you when you lived under that fucking bridge? Just get in the goddamn fucking car, cocksucker.
What is this bullshit? And who fucking drove you when you lived under that fucking bridge? Just get in the goddamn fucking car, cocksucker.
And that's what happens in that fucking town in Hollywood. And people go, okay, no, go fuck yourself. You want that, bring it yourself. And once you start doing that, listen, I understood what you said before about Austin, and it makes sense to me now. It's like the day I took my daughter to school and there was moms hugging trees in Studio City crying.
And that's what happens in that fucking town in Hollywood. And people go, okay, no, go fuck yourself. You want that, bring it yourself. And once you start doing that, listen, I understood what you said before about Austin, and it makes sense to me now. It's like the day I took my daughter to school and there was moms hugging trees in Studio City crying.
And that's what happens in that fucking town in Hollywood. And people go, okay, no, go fuck yourself. You want that, bring it yourself. And once you start doing that, listen, I understood what you said before about Austin, and it makes sense to me now. It's like the day I took my daughter to school and there was moms hugging trees in Studio City crying.