Joey Diaz

If I was a redneck, I'd show up with a shotgun that day and just shoot it and watch those moms just fly. That's where the guns keep the liberals in check. Okay? That's when you come in and go, you want to hug trees? Boom! And fucking start shooting off. Dog, they were hugging trees. Right in front of the school where my daughter and Birch went. Why were they hugging trees?

If I was a redneck, I'd show up with a shotgun that day and just shoot it and watch those moms just fly. That's where the guns keep the liberals in check. Okay? That's when you come in and go, you want to hug trees? Boom! And fucking start shooting off. Dog, they were hugging trees. Right in front of the school where my daughter and Birch went. Why were they hugging trees?

If I was a redneck, I'd show up with a shotgun that day and just shoot it and watch those moms just fly. That's where the guns keep the liberals in check. Okay? That's when you come in and go, you want to hug trees? Boom! And fucking start shooting off. Dog, they were hugging trees. Right in front of the school where my daughter and Birch went. Why were they hugging trees?

Because they were going to cut the trees down. We went to the school and the cops were there and women were hugging the trees, holding each other's hands, crying. This is why I had to get the fuck out of there. Crying. And that's where a guy with a gun would have been perfect. A big fucking gun. You guys like trees so much. Boom.

Because they were going to cut the trees down. We went to the school and the cops were there and women were hugging the trees, holding each other's hands, crying. This is why I had to get the fuck out of there. Crying. And that's where a guy with a gun would have been perfect. A big fucking gun. You guys like trees so much. Boom.

Because they were going to cut the trees down. We went to the school and the cops were there and women were hugging the trees, holding each other's hands, crying. This is why I had to get the fuck out of there. Crying. And that's where a guy with a gun would have been perfect. A big fucking gun. You guys like trees so much. Boom.

And those bitches would have been running to that fucking coffee shop crying. They didn't know what happened. Fuck those trees, Jack. That's what you need, a gun in California to tell these motherfuckers, shut the fuck up. You go on Facebook now, and I see people I used to hang with in California, and they're talking about other people. Everybody's so talented and everything's so gracious.

And those bitches would have been running to that fucking coffee shop crying. They didn't know what happened. Fuck those trees, Jack. That's what you need, a gun in California to tell these motherfuckers, shut the fuck up. You go on Facebook now, and I see people I used to hang with in California, and they're talking about other people. Everybody's so talented and everything's so gracious.

And those bitches would have been running to that fucking coffee shop crying. They didn't know what happened. Fuck those trees, Jack. That's what you need, a gun in California to tell these motherfuckers, shut the fuck up. You go on Facebook now, and I see people I used to hang with in California, and they're talking about other people. Everybody's so talented and everything's so gracious.

And to work with such a great bunch of talented individuals, thank God they've let my creative juices work. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. What are you talking about? I don't need to smack you now or smack you later. It's so much. Very pretentious. Very. And that's what I don't miss any, listen, at all. When I watch it in a movie now, I can't even stand small talk.

And to work with such a great bunch of talented individuals, thank God they've let my creative juices work. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. What are you talking about? I don't need to smack you now or smack you later. It's so much. Very pretentious. Very. And that's what I don't miss any, listen, at all. When I watch it in a movie now, I can't even stand small talk.

And to work with such a great bunch of talented individuals, thank God they've let my creative juices work. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. What are you talking about? I don't need to smack you now or smack you later. It's so much. Very pretentious. Very. And that's what I don't miss any, listen, at all. When I watch it in a movie now, I can't even stand small talk.

Like that's what I didn't even know what small talk was. You know, it was like the night you did a show. I'm talking to you about before Fear Factor. You did a show maybe at the Wooltern.

Like that's what I didn't even know what small talk was. You know, it was like the night you did a show. I'm talking to you about before Fear Factor. You did a show maybe at the Wooltern.

Like that's what I didn't even know what small talk was. You know, it was like the night you did a show. I'm talking to you about before Fear Factor. You did a show maybe at the Wooltern.

one night and we left a bunch of people there and they circled you like Ann Maney and a bunch of other people and they were talking to you about a deal or something and it was like oh my god your set was so great and you're supposed to stand there like thank you I fucking hate that shit yeah they love kissing people's ass we loved it oh my god Mimi and I loved it Mimi Victoria and I loved it we're so happy you invited us and you have to sit there and go come on knock it the fuck off

one night and we left a bunch of people there and they circled you like Ann Maney and a bunch of other people and they were talking to you about a deal or something and it was like oh my god your set was so great and you're supposed to stand there like thank you I fucking hate that shit yeah they love kissing people's ass we loved it oh my god Mimi and I loved it Mimi Victoria and I loved it we're so happy you invited us and you have to sit there and go come on knock it the fuck off

one night and we left a bunch of people there and they circled you like Ann Maney and a bunch of other people and they were talking to you about a deal or something and it was like oh my god your set was so great and you're supposed to stand there like thank you I fucking hate that shit yeah they love kissing people's ass we loved it oh my god Mimi and I loved it Mimi Victoria and I loved it we're so happy you invited us and you have to sit there and go come on knock it the fuck off

That was in the deal days.

That was in the deal days.