John Gafford

And I'm like, my mom's going to kill us.

She's going to kill us.

She's going to kill us.

So these dudes are like, we're going to get you out of it.

yeah i'm like how are you gonna get us out of it they go you two idiots disappear and come back in like two hours yeah so we go just beating into the woods and we're gone and two hours later we come back and i come walking out of the woods and there's my mom standing there there's police cars everywhere and there's my mom and i come walking up and i'm like what's going on and the you know this is again small town north florida not exactly you know

Your best law enforcement situation.

These guys are like, well, yep.

That's what they do.

These two boys came around to get a hose and caught these two gentlemen breaking into your house.

And like our 1975 TV is outside, our shitty stereo is standing there.

And he goes, yep, they were trying to break into your house, and they caught them, and they dropped the stuff.

And they were going to set it on fire to cover their tracks.

That's what they do.

And I'm like 12 years old, and this is happening.

This is happening right now around me.

And I'm like, my mom's like, oh my gosh, can you believe this?

And I'm like, no.

That's crazy.

No.

Wow.