John Gafford

Dude, insurance covers everything.

And I totally get away with it until like, I got away with that until my sister, Mandy's wedding, like 15 years later, where we're laughing about all this.

Dude, I didn't out myself for you nuts.

So we're sitting there at my sister's wedding and we're kind of telling on each other for all of this stuff that we did as kids, whatever, like, Oh, you snuck out, you do this, blah, blah, blah.

And my sister, Mandy's like, Oh, at least I never made mom commit insurance fraud.

And I'm like, literally says that to my mom.

And I'm like, uh,

my mom's like what what what did i do what happened i'm like uh no maybe it's like no this is what he did and she's like are you serious right now i'm like mom it was like this is now at this point like 20 years ago i'm like you can't be mad for something 20 years ago dude that is phenomenal yeah you can't first off your mom legend that's yeah that's so funny plus mom there you go mandy the sister yeah

Narcing me out.

Narc.

To be fair, I probably started narcing her out on stuff before she did it to me.

Well, good to make an interesting Christmas meal.

No, this will be good.

They're going to have a Kentucky intervention for you.

Best story you've ever heard.

It really brings it all home.

But he's going to remember 30 minutes after this is done.

Acid eats your brain.

My mom rules.

Acid eats your brain.