John Gafford

I don't know if I talked about this when we were on your podcast.

Sitting on my desk in my office on a little stand that lights up, I have a $100,000 bottle of vitamins.

And the reason it's $100,000 bottle of vitamins.

See, my office, we'll walk back there.

I'll show you.

A lot of people like to collect awards.

I collect failures.

It's like a serial killer of things to remind me not to make the same mistakes.

Oh, I have a script from I got invited to my favorite, besides $100,000 bottle of vitamins, that I invested.

We bought $100,000 worth of vitamins before I found out if anybody wanted to buy them.

Spoiler alert, nobody wanted them.

But my favorite back there is I have a script because after The Apprentice, I got a call from David Flabat's people that David had seen me on The Apprentice and wanted me to come read for his new sitcom.

And I was like, what, is this real?

Like, I don't know if this is real.

So I call my buddy who's an actor in LA.

He's like, yes, these people are real.

You need to go do this.

So they FedExed me the script because apparently that's what they did then.

And I get the script.

And they say they want me to read for the lead of this thing.