John Mulaney
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Okay, so normally I'd apologize for such a crass comment.
I know you think you're Gene Simmons, man, but Richard, if you're in there somewhere, please, just give me a sign.
Where were we?
Oh, now, wait a minute.
This is where I step in.
No fucking cable.
I'm sorry.
You don't do that to another American.
I'll sit around in a paper mache dress and take a shit into a bucket.
But I got to have some cable.
Look, she's caught up.
Here's the problem.
First off, people that have been infected have been on flights and no one on the flight got whatever it is.
So I don't I'm not that worried about it.
On the other hand, nobody wants to be the one who said, oh, you're cool.
Go on the cruise or hit the mall or go to Epcot Center and then have a breakouts.
So that can't happen on anyone's watch.
So everyone just has to be basically like a lawyer who works for a network who just goes, no, you can't say that.