John Mulaney

You don't do that to another American.

I'll sit around in a paper mache dress and take a shit into a bucket.

But I got to have some cable.

Look, she's caught up.

Here's the problem.

First off, people that have been infected have been on flights and no one on the flight got whatever it is.

So I don't I'm not that worried about it.

On the other hand, nobody wants to be the one who said, oh, you're cool.

Go on the cruise or hit the mall or go to Epcot Center and then have a breakouts.

So that can't happen on anyone's watch.

So everyone just has to be basically like a lawyer who works for a network who just goes, no, you can't say that.

You can't do that.

You can't use that because there is no reward.

No one finds the person and goes, who let that person go about their life?

They should get an award because that person wasn't did not never spread it.

But if you do spread it, that person will be fired.

Yeah, and the part I hate is the part of the people that are doing the Lord's work are the ones getting punished with no cable stateside.

Cruel unusual.

But look, politicians, this is a perfect...

this is a perfect case for politicians, which is I'm not going to travel over there and do shit.