Josh Johnson

There are a lot of reasons to think Trump is out of his mind.

All right.

The first one here is who starts a text message with dear?

Because you know this dude is also sending completely blank voice memos, too.

You can tell Trump doesn't deserve the Peace Prize because no Nobel Peace Prize winner thinks this way.

Let's say MLK didn't win it.

He wouldn't have been like, oh, so that's how it's gonna be.

It's crazy to have someone admit that they were only being peaceful because they thought they were going to get a trophy.

This is some incel shit, all right?

Trump is basically like, I never would have bought the Nobel Committee dinner if I knew they weren't going to give it to me.

Peace isn't even hot anyway.

So it doesn't look like Norway can calm Trump down.

France, you want to give it a shot?

These are the same texts Kanye got.

Just like, hey, man, great album.

Uh, one question, though.

So Trump is posting the French president's text.

He is reading Marco Rubio's notes out loud.

The only secret he can hold on to is how he keeps those ankles so juicy.

But fine.