Joyelle Nicole Johnson
speaker
339 appearances
11 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 1 Aug
Joyelle Nicole Johnson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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My people would beg to disagree.
Yeah. I don't need chat GPT. My mother will tell me, you know. My mother once told me I was gaining weight while I was eating pasta in Paris. Really? Yeah. I flew her there first class. Wait a minute. You flew. My mama.
And I was like, that's why you don't have any grandkids.
Oh, yeah. I live by a mantra, Peter. Yes. We cannot double dip if we don't kiss on the lips.
Yeah.
Oh, right? Like penmanship?
You know, this is important though, because like life skills, I wish I had gotten a class on taxes. We never got the tax class. We never got the mortgage class. We never got that when I was in high school. It's like, I don't care about the periodic table.
Right. What about the 401K class?
Nothing says I love you like a bed covered in rose petals, diamond bracelets or potato chips. This week news broke worldwide about a husband named Johnny who tried to surprise his wife Rachel with a romantic gesture. He loves her and she loves chips.
So for her birthday, he took her to exotic Blackpool, Lancashire, and asked the hotel staff to cover the bed in 30 bags of assorted potato chips for his crisp, loving battle axe. He assumed they knew he meant to keep the chips in the bag.
However, a confused staffer who must have thought they had some type of fetish misunderstood the request and opened the bags of chips and poured them all over the bed. Upon entering the room, Rachel thought they were the victims of a cartoonish break-in. As she ate a few of the chips off the bed, he sheepishly explained his intention, and they got one of the best laughs of their relationship.
And Johnny learned a valuable lesson when making a request to never assume clarity, because when you assume, you make an ass out of you, me, and the hotel staff.
A fake detective? Was she stripping? How would that make one think they've been poisoned?
Give her husband a thrill. Let him know why he's marrying her. I don't know the answer, Peter. You know the answer.
All the money they spent. You almost gave me a heart attack. You should die.
It sounds like these land snorkelers don't have jobs.
I am Jomo.
Yeah, I'm at that age when somebody cancels plans, I'm like, yes.
Jomo, Jomo, Jomo.
I want them to test it with, like, all the different drugs. All the different gases. Yeah.
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