Joyelle Nicole Johnson
speaker
339 appearances
11 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 1 Aug
Joyelle Nicole Johnson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Smoke a J, you're just licking the snow.
What? It's true. Okay, new fear unlocked.
Oh, Charles. Charles Rangel.
And Joelle Nicole Johnson. Giving your parents the 60K you want when you are a stay-at-home son.
Hello. Hello. Howdy. Howdy? Ooh.
Okay, I've heard. I've been there before.
I've never been happier to be the only person on this stage without kids.
Oh, I love it. I'm obsessed with this situation. I don't know if anyone has ever looked into her eyes, but you shouldn't because she looks really evil. She looks like if Ursula and Maleficent had a baby. I don't know.
She also isn't a good COO because he asked the question of like, you know, where'd you guys meet? And she was like, we're not answering that question. And I was like, okay, it's given. High class hooker. Yeah. But... That's very generous.
For me, you need to have a stock answer, because I met my boyfriend at a funeral, and I don't tell anyone that will listen, so I would think she would actually have a stock answer for that, you know?
I just love that I found out I have something in common with an Iowa farmer. Really? We're not on TikTok. Yeah, you have no idea. Yeah. If alpha males are doing that, if I was a man, I would be a beta cuck.
Yeah, and most stand-up comedians.
China is home to many tourist attractions. The Forbidden City, the Terracotta Army, and perhaps its greatest achievement of all, a wall. This week, portions of the Ming Dynasty extension eroded, and historians were excited to find a time capsule. To their delight, the peasant-turned-emperor, Taizu, had a sense of humor.
Among the items were locks of hair from each of his concubines, holiday ornaments for the Chinese New Year, and a letter on papyrus from the emperor himself. The report detailed his true reason for extending and fortifying the wall. The emperor loved his dogs.
While the massive project began as a way to keep out the Mongol hordes, Emperor Taitsu realized it could serve another purpose, to keep his precious Shih Tzus in. The final line in the note says, sure, the emperor hated Mongolians, but he loved his dogs more. So the response to the age-old question, who let the dogs out? Not Emperor Taitsu. Turns out...
You are so straight.
Yes, that's a pocketbook, baby.
Yeah. I feel like Lauren Sanchez is going to get this bag and take it to space with it. Probably, yes, yes.
Oh, yeah. Clearly.
Is that onomatopoeia? I'm just thinking.
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