Katya
speaker
2,994 appearances
27 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
Katya’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 1 in all, peaking in Feb 2026 with 1.
Appearances
Don't do it.
Oh, God.
Do you think that'll help? No, you'll start spinning around in one corner like a Roomba and you won't get it.
Oh, damn.
I know that it's real in the sense that people do it. I don't think it's healthy or effective. And I just think it's crazy.
Right.
But I'm going to. But I'm going to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well. Well, shit. Kal-El, no. Kal-El, no. Enough champagne, enough Babybel to fill the Nile. Goodbye.
How did that take place?
Yeah.
I know it's,
Yeah.
Yeah.
And if you're a trans lady, I'm going to need you to bring your cock to the cock room, okay? There's no men's and women's bathrooms no more. It's the cock room and the pussy room. The pussy and tits and the vagina room, okay? So I'm going to need you to take your cock and I'm going to need you to bring it to the room where I bring my cock. And we're going to piss together.
Thank you.
I'm in my boudoir. Hardly a stitch of clothing on me. Gross. Body is wet. Dripping. I'm worried about the floor. Wet from bottles. I'm click clack and I carry Bradshaw on the computer and I notice... It's not on. It's not on.
And you just keep writing. And I noticed something that seems a little suspicious. perhaps even fraudulent. So I go, I click like, I don't recognize this transaction. We do a little, we flag her. We flag her. And then not 12 minutes later, I get a phone call from Bank of America. And they say, there is some fraudulent activity on your account.
We just want to make sure that these transactions were. Oh, shit. So she puts me on hold. Quite a while, actually. Kind of a bitch move. No hold music, I notice. You might be being robbed. This is very urgent. Can you hold? Yeah, hold. Would you mind holding? What was the hold song? Marvin, there was none. That was the first flag. No Michael Buble. There's that one really sexy one that's like...
What about some soft jazz? Where's my music? Right. Where's the sacks? Where's the, where's the like a magic 106.7. Where's the, where's the Michael Bolton? Where's the, how can we be lovers if we can't be friends, non-vocal arrangement, you know, none of that. And then she comes back. She's asking me some more questions.
She mentioned, she mentions a transaction that's very large that I don't recognize. I said, Oh, that's definitely not me. It's the 500 something. I was like, Oh, that's absolutely fraudulent. There's no way. Puts me on hold again. And then she's like, can you verify the last four of your social? I do that. And then can you verify that it's from the last four of the account number?
And then I said something I don't remember. And she's like, and then you're pinned for that number. And I was like, oh, Mary. Oh, Mary Louise. They almost got you. Mary Louise, they were this close. Third hold. Girl. Third hold. They put me on hold three times. They almost got me. And I was like, I was not born yesterday. I was born three days ago. Right.
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