Katya
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2,994 appearances
27 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
Katya’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It's because they. Your eyes love that. Yeah. Your eyes. They have a purpose. Sweetie, go to the steps during the, go to the steps of fucking Mongolia during that particularly windy season and see what them no lashes have to say about your vision.
Yeah. Go to it. Go to see the notebook. Crying all day with no lashes. Good luck to you.
And also, we wouldn't have lash commercials without them lashes. Think about that. Have you ever been with a man and thought, God, his lashes are just too long.
No, I'd be like, oh, he's so perfect. He makes a lot of money. He's so interesting. I love everything about him.
Well, but I don't know. I don't even think it's that. I think it's some, something, something so different. I think that they are so disconnected from any like logic, reason, whatever. They probably have a bushwhacked asshole caked with dry shit and then shave pubes. Cause that's no eyelashes. It doesn't make any sense.
I've been to the barber and had an experience of them trimming my eyebrows because they become unruly sometimes. They're all a whack. They got eyebrows some kind. They're all whack. They're all bushwhacked like Martin Van Buren or whatever. And they do the thing and they trim it down, make it look nice. That makes sense. They shave off your fucking nasty ear hair.
The things that are, you know what I mean? Things of that nature. It's a grooming thing. Taking your lashes off? Why don't they just chop your dick off? Why don't they give you breasts? It's just, I mean, what are we doing here? It's 2025. We don't know. What are we doing here? It's perplexing. I love it. Straight guys are so fucking shook and weird.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me interrupt. Please let me interrupt you because I saw this clip of Andrew Garfield on Colbert. And did you see that clip of them kissing? No, I don't know what the context was, but this is how it came up is like, do you feel that? Obviously they were talking about some role and he was like, do you feel uncomfortable kissing guy?
And Andrew Garfield's like, no, of course not. And then he's like, do you feel comfortable kissing guys? No, not at all. And then they start fucking kissing and I'm sorry. Did you get horny? I got fucking horny.
bricked bricked that's so gross b-r-i-q-u-e-d you're like one of those no no no no no no no no no you're like one of those sad little straight guys who like your two girls kiss you're like that's you yes that is me but also no but you know what it was you know what I witnessed in that moment you know what went through this little noggin you know Walton Goggins what happened I thought these are two men who are so comfortable in their identities that they have nothing to lose that they're gonna give a little titillation for the girls let's take a break
It was cunt. You got to pull up the clip. It was cunt. I don't need to watch porn. No, no, no, no, no. I'm telling you it was, I know, I know exactly what they were doing and I know why they were doing it and they pulled it up really well and I'm happy they did. And I don't think there's anything wrong with it, but it was hot. It was hot. I'm sorry. It was hot. Okay.
Garfield I don't really care about, but Steven I would kiss. Of course I would. What's his name? Professor Knoblet? What are you talking about?
Oh. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dr. Colbert. I mean, he is, of course I would kiss him. And I sometimes confuse. I'm a big fan of his. I'm a big fan of his too. And I sometimes confuse Andrew Garfield with Eddie Redmayne, whom I don't care for. But I love Andrew Garfield. I think he's charming. He's always so nicely dressed.
Yeah. I'm not a big fan. I didn't like that Danish girl. Fuck that Danish girl. Yeah. I love the Danish though. Have you ever heard of Danish?
I'll have a Danish girl. Girl, in Fargo season five, which I'm desperately trying to get you to get hooked on, there is a character called Danish Graves who is a one-eyed lawyer. Good. For Jennifer Jason Leigh. Good. Does she have really one eye?
No, no, no. Problematic. Fucking problematic. If that actor was really committed, they would have snatched their own eye out at the gig. It's Dave Foley doing Daryl Hannah doing Elvin Driver as Danish Graves. Open up the notes. It's fierce. Mama, everybody needs a fierce one-eyed lawyer in a Porsche. Yes. Yes.
No, we're not doing motorcycles in 2025 in Los Angeles. We're not doing that. It's a Vespa. It's not a motorcycle. No, it's happy death day, bitch. You think? I know. I mean, I hit something every time I leave the house in the car. Yeah, but you got an enclosure.
You know, I think motorcycles should be able to, you know, my order of executive orders when I do become president, green, we got that green arrow course that everybody's got to take for four years. No motorcycles. No helicopters. No speedboats. Okay. Sure. Why? Okay. No, they're, they're so dangerous. It's just so, I thought it'd be fun to have a little Vespa. It is.
If you're in Thailand, if you're in Thailand on Koh Samui, then you have a little, um, you have a little moped motorbike. Cause that's how everybody gets around. Yeah. And it, or you're in India or something like where it's this, it's everybody's got one in this call. Kind of, it's not super dangerous. You're not going 80 on the highway.
I know. Oh, But you are going on fucking Hollywood Boulevard or Franklin Avenue. It's like, that's death, mama. That's the Reaper. That's Ms. Grim Reaper coming to get you.
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