Katya
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2,994 appearances
27 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
Katya’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Girl, mama, what's going on? What was the bait and switch? When did the bait and switch start to occur?
I forgot to talk to you about this. That shit bounced. I was a little suspicious. We hit the ground and it sounded like someone record scratching. I think they brought the drink cart a little too much into the cockpit, if you know what I mean. Yeah. I need you to bring the cock into the cockpit. What are you thinking about?
No, no, no, no, no, no. For some reason, when I took JetBlue to Boston from LA. That's the best flight. The JetBlue. They call it mint. Does that still the thing they do? Yeah, JetBlue mint. I will never forget this breakfast. I think I will never forget this breakfast. It was delicious. It was more delicious than anything I've ever had on the terrestrial restaurant scene. And it was just wild.
But this latest trip that we went on, Between PS I Love You and then the actual flight, Mary, this bitch was fed. She was porked. They would treat me like Hansel and Gretel brought you to throw me in the oven. They fed me. They calorie pumped it into my body. I was so satisfied. Did you fly – satisfaction before 12 noon.
Yeah, yeah.
Mama, I'm telling you. I couldn't believe how much food they were bringing. I was like, am I being pushed into an oven by an old witch after this flight? I felt like, what are you doing? Are we running a marathon?
It was a six course meal on that three hour flight. And that flight attendant was taking her three fingers, taking scoops of the food and feeding it down my throat. Like Freddy Krueger with Greta in Nightmare on Elm Street 5, 4, whatever. It was, by the time we landed, I was like, I don't need to eat for a week. It was crazy. It was, I didn't even have lunch. I was like, who needs lunch?
I just had three fucking breakfasts. It was wild. It was something. I was very grateful because we were all free. Well, yeah, I mean, it's not really free. We kind of pay for it. But that PSI, I love you. I mean, what a luxury. This is, of course, I know the listener hates when we talk about rich stuff because it's very unrelatable.
But we have the great privilege of having to sometimes enjoy this luxury service where they basically pick you up from your home, swaddle you in cashmere and bring you to the airport and like fill you with gorgeous food. And then my husband was there. You saw him, the man with the beard. You love him. Loving.
Yeah, like Rodney McDowell? Rodney? I mean, I understand it's Andy McDowell plus Roddy McDowell. Well, yeah. It's Rodney. It's Rodney. It's Margaret Rodney. You know, Rodney McDowell. Rodney McDougal. I loved you in the substance. You were so good, Rodney McDowell.
Ludacris. That is Ludacris.
I'm not super familiar with rapping.
Okay, please. Hold on. Something, something, something. Oh, Ludacris. It's a Misty song. It's not Gossip Folks. It's not Gossip Folks. It's another one. It's like one minute, man. It's one minute, man. Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. It's one minute, man.
I love ludicrous rotate all tires. What? Ludicrous something and rotate all tires. Oh. Check it out. It's on One Minute Man. Oh. Oh. Have you seen that woman who says, oh, is that Didi Megadudu?
It's your life. Absolutely. You can, it is your life. It's your life. Like that Bon Jovi song. Yeah. He told it. It's now or never. Vanderpump.
She always does it. Bjork won't take a single one. Right. And the most graceful, what do you call that? The most graceful, not a rejection, but declining. The most graceful decline of a photo I've ever witnessed. Right. It was incredible. I always just do it. Why not? Who cares?
Or like if I, this is the one that always gets the girls though. When I know, not think, when I know that I look like shit. Bad, yeah. Yeah. And they're like, but I don't care. It's like, well, sweetie. I don't care that you care. You obviously don't care. I care about how I look and I'm not fit for public consumption right now.
It's so like round the way. The thing is that I have endless gratitude for being a public figure. However, in these moments, I choose to decline the photos because you are a piece of shit.
That's the way to use this, Sarah. I can no longer be in this time and place with you. I'm either saying, I don't want to be in this time and place with you.
hold on I like to be in my own thoughts and have nothing to do with what other people think of me I don't like to be self conscious and also famously she recently refused to join social media at the urging of the because of Jurassic doing press for Jurassic whatever the movie and she's like I don't need to join Instagram the dinosaurs will take it they'll be fine people come to see the dinosaurs you know what I mean also you're Scarlett Johansson
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