Katya
speaker
2,994 appearances
27 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 24 Feb
Katya’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I know. You are an A-list movie star. That's never going to change. Once you've had Adam Driver scream at you on camera, you're good. You're good, mama. Every day I wish you were dead. What is it? Punching a wall. You know that was about Jennifer Jason Leigh and Noah Baumbach? I thought it was about us. I was the Lord during the court taking off my jacket to show my pushed up boobs.
That's what I was. And men. Another thing about men. I didn't watch that movie. Oh, it's a little overwrought.
It's very strange.
I don't want to be locked into this moment with someone I don't know. Also, I'm not sure her age, but she's... Probably my age.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh yeah. Yes. I know. I know. I know what you're talking about. It's like the female gymnast girl names where it's like, Oh my God, Michaela. Yes.
I'm still thinking about Andrew Garfield and Stephen Colbert kissing on the mouth.
A laminated face. That is what she looks like. She's given face down on the copy. Yeah, it's crazy. Dress for the job you want.
Laminated. Laminated. And his nasty ass apartheid mom. Girl, I can't with them.
Yeah, you know what I fear? I have a fear of... You know this look, and I don't want to... I don't think I can steal anybody out that we know, but it's the aging Palm Springs kind of clutching to youth, maybe has a bit of money kind of guy, maybe wears clothing for the age group that's like 20 to 30 years younger. No, I know. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah.
I don't... You know, like roids probably, a lot of tanning, stretch, pumped. The purple chest. Yeah. It's just... Some of these gay guys' chests have been.
Yes. And it's, yeah, it's also like, it's like, it's like a hide. It looks like a hide. It looks like a hide. A tanned hide. And it's just, oh, I don't know. And it's the surge. It's that, it's that like old Palm Springs cat lady gay guy face that I'm just like, oh, I don't know.
So, okay. Okay. So it's so strange. I have, it's dealing with contractors is something I don't really have a lot of experience with. And so I had to, this is so childish, but I start, I hired a contractor and then they, they came in and hired two people to do this ridiculous tent while it was raining, a boy scout tent that didn't work.
And it was indicative of like, okay, maybe this is not the contractor to go with. If this is a solution to a problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it was just, I actually have, I have photos and video. We can put it up there. It was insane. It was, it was totally insane. Anybody knows if you make a tent, you need a pole. Do you know what I'm talking about? You want to make a tent with a tarp?
You need sticks to pull. Like what is anyways? So I had to break up with this contractor.
It's not me, it's you. I'm a pussy. I'm a pussy. But can I read what I wrote? Because I composed an email and then I blocked them. And then I blocked the secretary. And then they kept trying to call me from blocked numbers. Did you pay them out? Do you owe them money? I had to pay them $1,800. For the tent? Yes. Mary Dugan. But you have no idea. I was relieved. Because I'm such a pushover.
I'm such a pushover. I knew that if I got on the phone with them or met with them in person... they were going to steamroll me. I knew that I, I just know myself too well that I haven't acquired enough of a, of a, whatever you call it, cojones to like really kind of be a pushbacker. You know what I mean? To stand up for myself essentially.
So I paid them off with, I gave them this, they hit me with this egregious invoice. I was like, fine, whatever, get the fuck out of my life. It was so nerve. It was so nerve. And so now I'm back to square one and it's like, I think I want to kill myself. And I don't want to kill myself, but like, it's just all these stuff. I was made to live like Elaine Stritch at the Carlisle hotel. That's me.
She lived at the Carlisle hotel. What are you talking about? Elaine Stritch. I'm not, I'm not fit for like having a home, renting, owning. I should be at a hotel 24 seven. That's my life. I do think that about you. No shit. I mean, it's like, I'm at this point, the dolls are the dolls. Yeah.
Of course I will. Mary, listen, you like show me a rainbow. I'll show you a shit stain. You know what I mean? Like, like, I will find the shit in any situation. Your pride merch. No, but also it made me like what's the horrible thing about condos, which you probably know, is that any decision is not yours solely to make. Whereas in my home, I was like, okay, got to call the plumber.
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