Kinsey
speaker
754 appearances
13 recordings
2 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard 7 Feb
Kinsey’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
50.
We need a big... You're throwing them at yourself. Oh, that's a big chunk. That is a big chunk. Oh my gosh, your hair is going to be so disgusting. Got it!
You don't have money for broken bones, and we don't want to pay for broken bones.
Everybody go around and say that you don't think you should jump so it's on recording. We should all go around and say we don't think you should jump so it's recorded. So you can't sue us.
I'll be brutally honest with Kate right now. You have hurt me. Very bad. Okay, tell me how so I can tell you I'm sorry.
You guys are making me look bad. Everyone's going to be like, I can't believe Kate did that. Kate did what?
I have a question specifically for Harper.
No, listen, y'all know the new, you know, you know how like every like five years there's new slang. I feel like we're kind of us. We're kind of old. And I feel like we kind of like catch on to the slang, like later in life now, because you know, we're not speaking for yourself.
Do you know what a two man is?
No, it's not. Which is why I was shocked. It's not inappropriate. It is literally a double date. Oh, yeah, I guess. Yeah, it's a double date. It's literally a double date. They started calling a double date a two man.
So when we were, you know, 15, it was like, oh, let's go on a double date. It's classier. Stop saying that. Start saying double date again. That is class. Have some class, people.
Well, I learned that. And, you know, like, chopped. I was like, when Harper first said chopped, I said... I look freaking chopped. I was like, what?
No, but when she first said it, I was like, can you say that again for me? At a definition as well. So...
two man i just discovered recently chopped um what's the other one oh also i know cooked everybody knows cooked now but harper when she first started saying cooked it was like what what do you mean what you never cooked has been a thing forever no it is not okay no it hasn't cooked has been a thing for like 10 15 years you know vex bolts made that what him cook meme
Yep, I'm toasted. That's kind of funny. You're toast. Yeah, but I think we should start a petition. I'm going to start one myself. Petition to make normal slang words because I never want to be like... Normal? No, no more. First of all, yeah, if you're going to make slang, make it normal. Don't be saying stuff like a two-man. But if you're like... Yeah, that's kind of crazy. I don't think...
No, it's not. It's a double date, Harper. Don't say a two-man. Have some class. When you're asking friends if they want to hang out, say, hey, y'all want to go on a double date this weekend?
No, double date. That's so, do you think that Ally from the notebook would be saying, Noah, let's go on a two man. No, she was saying, Noah, let's go on a double date. Move on. Wait, what's wrong? What is happening?
That sounded like Iron Man.
Aren't those, like, really expensive? Yeah. How much are they a piece?
I have a headache. Hit my arm. Hit my elbow. That didn't break. That didn't break. It's hitting my funny bone. Do the smaller piece on mine. Do the smallest piece on mine. That's crazy.
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