Mackenzie Goodwin

We're on the spring tour. It's called the Going Hog Wild Tour, which means right now we are in Cardiff. But tomorrow we have a show in Brighton. Then on April 4th, we'll be in London. April 17th, we're in Madison. April 18th, Minneapolis. It's almost sold out. Sorry. April 19th, we're in Washington, D.C. April 23rd, we're in Los Angeles.

Because you look so sexy, it's insane. Stop. I picked you up, I was like, you're sexy. Well, I didn't show up like this. No, and then when you put the hat on, I was like, you're getting even sexier. Like, look how hot my co-host is. This is a bit. The Diane's and the Sharks are watching right now and they're going, awooga. Thank you. The hat's hot. Can we show them what the hat says?

Because you look so sexy, it's insane. Stop. I picked you up, I was like, you're sexy. Well, I didn't show up like this. No, and then when you put the hat on, I was like, you're getting even sexier. Like, look how hot my co-host is. This is a bit. The Diane's and the Sharks are watching right now and they're going, awooga. Thank you. The hat's hot. Can we show them what the hat says?

Because you look so sexy, it's insane. Stop. I picked you up, I was like, you're sexy. Well, I didn't show up like this. No, and then when you put the hat on, I was like, you're getting even sexier. Like, look how hot my co-host is. This is a bit. The Diane's and the Sharks are watching right now and they're going, awooga. Thank you. The hat's hot. Can we show them what the hat says?

Yes, of course.

Yes, of course.

Yes, of course.

Yeah, put it a little back more. But it's so hot. I did a show in Buffalo, which was incredible. And when I went backstage, a security man came up to me and was like, here are two hats somebody gave. And they said to give it to you and to Ken. Did they both say Daddy? They both say Daddy.

Yeah, put it a little back more. But it's so hot. I did a show in Buffalo, which was incredible. And when I went backstage, a security man came up to me and was like, here are two hats somebody gave. And they said to give it to you and to Ken. Did they both say Daddy? They both say Daddy.

Yeah, put it a little back more. But it's so hot. I did a show in Buffalo, which was incredible. And when I went backstage, a security man came up to me and was like, here are two hats somebody gave. And they said to give it to you and to Ken. Did they both say Daddy? They both say Daddy.

They said, give this to Ken.

They said, give this to Ken.

They said, give this to Ken.

Well... A Diane mommy and Diane daddy? The hat is really cute. Thank you. Yeah. I wonder if people think... No. No what? They were like, you need to give this to Ken.

Well... A Diane mommy and Diane daddy? The hat is really cute. Thank you. Yeah. I wonder if people think... No. No what? They were like, you need to give this to Ken.

Well... A Diane mommy and Diane daddy? The hat is really cute. Thank you. Yeah. I wonder if people think... No. No what? They were like, you need to give this to Ken.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Also, if the Dines and the Sharks and everyone listening to this can manifest that this hour that I'm touring right now, I want Mackenzie to direct my next special. That's what I'm putting out into the universe.