Patton Oswalt

One night, we, for some reason, we started all texting and emailing back and forth about soupy sales.

Soupy sales, yeah.

And then you chimed in and it was, it is 3 a.m.

I'm in a tent in Africa.

This is the one hour that I get Wi-Fi and you have me looking up soupy sales videos.

Like, you're literally in the cradle.

He goes, I'm in the cradle of civilization.

You idiots.

I'm watching soupy sales videos on YouTube.

I wanted him to leave his brothers.

He wouldn't do it.

You should be like connected to the, here's what made me laugh so hard.

I've never mentioned this to you.

When you said, I'm in a tent.

in ghana and i'm looking at rich brother's videos on youtube i just picture like there's this um like a like a cheetah or something like in the bush like looking over and there's this all silent tent inside of this little light goes on in the tent you his mr one day oh

And you hear these little Rich Brothers songs.

This cat's like, what the fuck is that weirdo doing?

Just trying to get away from it.

But that happened at one point, this little glow went on in a tent, and that was Conan because of us.

I haven't found someone who would disconnect from the atmosphere of Africa to watch soupy sales getting hit with a pie at 3am.