Ronny Chieng (performing a bit)

I paid good money to see that. Oh, I paid good money to see a horse kick you in the face. Until then, let's talk sports. And the only story that matters is New York!

I paid good money to see that. Oh, I paid good money to see a horse kick you in the face. Until then, let's talk sports. And the only story that matters is New York!

What a mind-blowing image. People smiling in Midtown Manhattan. No city party's hotter while standing in your arena than New York City, all right? And I love that guy who climbed the billboard. Can you believe he only pays $1,700 a month to live up there? It's practically a studio. But you know what? New Yorkers waited a long time. They deserve this.

What a mind-blowing image. People smiling in Midtown Manhattan. No city party's hotter while standing in your arena than New York City, all right? And I love that guy who climbed the billboard. Can you believe he only pays $1,700 a month to live up there? It's practically a studio. But you know what? New Yorkers waited a long time. They deserve this.

And the best part of this celebration, Michael Kosta wasn't there.

And the best part of this celebration, Michael Kosta wasn't there.

Which brings us to our Bye Bye Boston Better Than Night. How will New Yorkers celebrate a Knicks championship brought to you by gambling? Gambling. I heard greyhounds actually like running until their legs explode. Let's move on from celebrating basketball and celebrate love or whatever the hell this is.

Which brings us to our Bye Bye Boston Better Than Night. How will New Yorkers celebrate a Knicks championship brought to you by gambling? Gambling. I heard greyhounds actually like running until their legs explode. Let's move on from celebrating basketball and celebrate love or whatever the hell this is.

Grow up, Costa, you perv, all right? You're just jealous you'll never be famous enough to date a woman born four years from now. We sh... We should be celebrating their love. Love is strange. That's why it's beautiful. Remember that turtle that had sex with that shoe? Well, that shoe was 40 years younger than that turtle, and they seem perfectly happy to me.

Grow up, Costa, you perv, all right? You're just jealous you'll never be famous enough to date a woman born four years from now. We sh... We should be celebrating their love. Love is strange. That's why it's beautiful. Remember that turtle that had sex with that shoe? Well, that shoe was 40 years younger than that turtle, and they seem perfectly happy to me.

I truly regret talking to you.

I truly regret talking to you.

Hey, it's about time, all right? Baseball players are terrible at wiping. Have you ever noticed those shit marks under their eyes?

Hey, it's about time, all right? Baseball players are terrible at wiping. Have you ever noticed those shit marks under their eyes?

Which brings us to our Tush Tech Better Than Night. Who will be the first Dodgers player to get sucked into a Japanese toilet? Brought to you by gambling. Gambling. The new pope hasn't condemned it yet.

Which brings us to our Tush Tech Better Than Night. Who will be the first Dodgers player to get sucked into a Japanese toilet? Brought to you by gambling. Gambling. The new pope hasn't condemned it yet.

Yeah, like a marinara sauce. That could be interesting.

Yeah, like a marinara sauce. That could be interesting.

Welcome back to The Daily Show. My guest tonight is an award-winning fashion designer who launched his eponymous label in 2009. His memoir is called Walk Like a Girl. Please welcome Prabhu Guru. Bravo, everybody.

Welcome back to The Daily Show. My guest tonight is an award-winning fashion designer who launched his eponymous label in 2009. His memoir is called Walk Like a Girl. Please welcome Prabhu Guru. Bravo, everybody.