Ronny Chieng

Let me try something here.

Oh shit, it's coming right at me.

Okay, but let's move on to something even more gross and harder to ignore, the Trump administration's corruption.

This week we learned about the new $1.8 billion slush fund for Trump allies who have supposedly been targeted by the government.

And now we're finding out who's lining up at that MAGA slot machine.

Wow, that list is a real who's who of, oh yeah, that f***ing weirdo.

All our favorite characters are back.

It's like the final episode of Seinfeld, except this time the soup Nazi is just an actual Nazi.

But the money is not going to just big name losers.

Some of it is going to losers you've never even heard of.

So the number I've put in is $30 million.

$30 million for wearing a mop on your face to Gen 6?

How did you arrive at that very reasonable number?

According to ChatGPT and Grok, I'm in at least the 3% to 5% upper tier for how terrible and also how strong of a case I have.

Oh, okay.

Grok told you that.

I see.

It's the AI that's banned from coming within 500 feet of a school and it's giving you legal advice.

All right.

Well, open and shut case for me.