Vogue Williams

Honestly.

For God's sake.

Oh, I've got big news.

I've officially opted out of everything evening related until I have this baby.

I was meant to go to a dinner party with a really fun person and I was really excited about it.

The other night I was like, I can't believe you cancelled that.

I'm raging you cancelled that.

I couldn't.

And I was lying in bed and it was the dinner parties in two weeks.

And I got sent to like a thing about allergies and stuff.

And I was like, I was lying in bed and I was like, it's six o'clock at night.

There is no way I could get up off my RSN and head to a party for half seven, dinner for eight.

I just was like, I actually can't bring myself to it.

So I've opted out of everything.

until I have the baby at night.

Even Johanna tomorrow was talking about the baby shower and she was like, they're calling it a baby hen because everyone's just having loads of drinks and is going to have fun.

And I just said... Who's calling it?

Johanna called it a baby hen, which makes me feel way more comfortable about it.

And I was like, I'll stay up with you guys till six and then I'll go to bed and you guys can sit downstairs and have drinks.

I feel, I have this vision of me going down the bloody road with a slushie machine.