Chapter 1: What feels like home to the hosts?
I just shocked Jenny by saying, yeah, you know what? I'm trying to, like, you know, be healthy. And we all are trying to do our best. And I said, yeah, I was a little bit weak in Colorado. I had half a bag of Doritos dipped in salsa.
And I was like, what do you mean? You dip your Doritos in salsa? He's like, yeah, duh, with the scoops.
Dorito scoops.
That's not the same. Tostitos.
Tostitos. Tostitos. And you're right. You're right.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts share their health goals?
You're right. But that's healthy because it's like, God, because wheat, I mean, wheat is a vegetable.
Right. And then the tomatoes is fiber. Yeah.
There's vegetables in this salsa.
If that's healthy, then why am I gaining weight? Because that's all I eat, actually. Chips and salsa. There needs to be something else in there. Yeah.
We went to, I don't know where we went, but somewhere to eat the other day. And Alyssa's ordering, can I get a larger this, a larger this? And then she goes, I'll get a small milkshake. And I looked at her and I was like, some restraint, I guess. A small milkshake.
We were at the Denver airport yesterday and, again, trying to be healthy. So there's a little, like, one of those, like, grab-and-go kind of food places where they got sandwiches and little meat sticks and pickles or whatever. And they had a salad. And I'm like, oh, perfect.
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Chapter 3: What surprising confession comes up during the show?
This is a healthy-looking salad. It was about the size of a, the box your cell phone comes in. Okay. So that's how big it was. Yeah. How many calories are in that salad? 750 calories are in that salad. I'm like, this is a Big Mac and fries right here. Right.
I would just rather get a Big Mac and fries.
Yeah, you just put it down. You're like, well, I mean, if it's the same anyway. So I got a smaller one. It was like a kale salad. Nobody likes kale. It was created by Satan himself. And so that was 534 calories. So I had that instead.
That's not that bad. And you have to remember, not all calories are built the same.
Yeah, I know you taught me that. Okay, we're boring everybody.
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Yeah, in November. It's a few different dates we're working with, so it'll be sometime in November.
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Chapter 4: What is the context behind the War of the Roses segment?
Then he, at the Air Force Academy, he studied engineering, mechanical engineering at the Air Force Academy. So that's engineering, mechanical engineering. Brilliant. He got an MBA. Then he got a master's degree at George Washington University. He then studied organizational psychology, got a PhD. So he's a doctor of philosophy in general psychology. He was a master's of public administration.
Good Lord, what an overachiever. And I look at me and I'm going, I thought I was doing pretty well making, you know, $24,000 a year as a disc jockey. I thought I was doing pretty well. Do you ever compare yourself to people? Who was the overachiever in your class?
I think of, so the girl who was in my class who I think is the most successful, her name is Jill Britz and she is now an animator for Disney. Cool.
Wow.
And she like lives in LA and she does like backgrounds for Disney. So like anytime, I don't know, you're watching Inside Out and you see like characters running around a space, she's the one who created the space that they're in.
That's so cool.
which is really neat but like i'm sure that my idea of successful and like someone else's that i graduated idea of successful is very different well of course yeah absolutely because people would be like you know i'm successful because i've got enough money and my kids are healthy and i ran a triathlon and i don't need a lot of it so it depends on and i'm not saying but we know all what we're talking about here's somebody who's overly ambitious successful who knows they might not be happy but that's impressive
My question is, I just feel like he's got to have been in debt his whole life. Yes. The amount of schooling he's done. Like, was he working at the same time as he's getting all these PhDs?
Well, the Air Force Academy, they pay for it for you. But you're right with all the other MBAs and things like that.
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Chapter 5: What clues suggest infidelity in the War of the Roses?
But when I like last week, I went with my friend Sarah to see the Chan House and Dinner Theater production of White Christmas. And at the end, I was like, wow, those people are really talented. And look at all the stuff that they can do. And they're on, you know, working actors and everything. And I do nothing.
i have no talent she's like well you're good at other things and so i think we have to be like oh you're good at other things so yeah this guy's got 8 000 degrees or someone can sing and dance on stage and get paid for it but you're good at other things you have other stuff yeah i think about that too it's like there's certain things that you know that he probably would not be able to do right like host a radio show exactly you're good at other things i would compare yourself
down don't compare yourself up in other words compare yourself to the to the idiots in your class and be like wow at least i don't live in mom's basement and and play call of duty all day yeah i almost just spit out some names and then i realized no let's do it let's do it let's do it okay listen to the show that no all We'll be back in a second. One hour commercial free on KDWB.
We're going to do Boo Bash tickets with confessions. We'll do that next. If you've got a confession, we'll keep you anonymous. We'll run you through the voice disguiser. Give me your best confession. What do we have a rule? No cheating stories?
No, no car stories. No car accident stories. No, we love cheating stories. I love cheating stories.
Okay, so no stories about how you wrecked mom's car and blamed it on your brother. Okay, but anything else? Let's hear your story. We'd love to mix it up a little bit. Not all cheating stories, but if you've got a confession, call in now. Everybody who makes a confession goes to Boobs. We're on right now, DRTV or Dave Ryan TV on YouTube. We want to check that out and comment.
And are you commenting and interacting, Bailey? Oh, yes. You are?
Okay, good.
We're one hour commercial free. We got boobash tickets right now with Confessions. to call the radio station. We will disguise your voice thusly, and then you will be able to confidently tell your story without anybody knowing who you are. We have somebody on the phone right now named Jenny Lutenberger. Jenny, go ahead and make your confession, if you will, please.
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Chapter 6: How does the ex-boyfriend's situation complicate the relationship?
Oh, you don't feel good. I don't know what's going on. My head hurts. My tummy hurts. I want to go to sleep. Do you hug over? No. I haven't touched alcohol in like a week.
Ish.
Ish.
Okay, so what is your confession? Give us your confession, and we will get you boobash tickets, whether it's a juicy one. We hope it's juicy, but if it's just moderately juicy, we'll get you boobash tickets right now. 651-989-KDWB. Up first, something about your best friend's man. Uh-oh. What's your confession?
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm doing my morning workout. So in high school, I had this friend, me and her, Had the same interest in this guy.
He spent the night one night. He knew about it. He snuck into my house.
I'm having trouble understanding her. He snuck under her house. He snuck under your house? Are we on speaker?
She said she's working out.
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Chapter 7: What are the hosts' reflections on bullying and apologies?
You know exactly where that place is that's going to come out of?
It's been there my whole life.
I know, but you can't see it.
If you bend over far enough, you can.
Maybe you can.
You're right. Poop socks. All right, hold on. We're going to get you boobash tickets, all right? God, this is a weird crowd. We got one more. This one, confession, is called lawn care. Let's go, lawn care confession. What do you got?
I used to work at a lawn care company in 2023. And at a property, I drove a lawnmower into the back of somebody's car and put a gouge in the side of it and did not tell anybody.
So was it one of the clients you were doing their lawn care with?
Yeah, it was like a housing property.
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Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts share about personal growth?
It's a week from tonight already. If you don't have tickets, don't worry. We've got tons of tickets. We're going to be out at the Hop House at Mystic Lake. Let's talk about the costume contest for a second because this is really cool. We have $3,000 in prizes. Where we dug up this kind of money, I have no idea.
Me neither.
Thanks to probably Mystic Lake for pitching in. We got $1,000 for sexiest costume. We're going to put men and women up there. Then we're doing most creative, like overall. So not a store-bought Princess Leia costume.
Yeah, something that had a lot of work put into it.
Right. And then best group or duo. You two, Bailey and Jenny, are a duo.
Jenny got hers yesterday. I did. I got it in the mail. I sent Bailey a picture. I was super hyped. It fits me perfect because I was nervous. It looks so good. It looks so nice. So we're excited.
So we will see out there. You've got to be at least 21 years old when you call to win. We'll put you on the guest list. You don't get an email. I mean, you get an email confirmation, but there's no paper tickets. We're not mailing you tickets or emailing you tickets. But if you want to go, we'll have more of those coming up on KDWB.com.
Social media video of the day, you find things like yesterday was a guy, was a woman who's like, here's how you act if you have a crush on a guy named Brian. And she was very funny. And today, who found the social media video of the day?
Me, because it's something me and Jenny go back and forth and quote all the time. Yes, it is. Here, I can throw it in here for you, Dave.
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