2 Bears Live From SXSW | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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What can I expect from Bert's special 'Lucky' on Netflix?
My new special, Lucky, is streaming right now on Netflix. Check it out. 100% Wait, wait, hold on. Our words are being streamed to the people out there? Yeah. That's a horrific idea. I thought so too. Whose idea was this? So they're just going to be standing there and Tom and I are going to be talking about fucking gay booty shorts and there'll be music?
What is 'Fat N-word Season'?
Oh cool, so it'll sound like a really weird EDM song. Okay. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit, I almost wore my new underwear. Should we start up? If it's streaming live, should we start with... That's an AI thing, right?
I love it. Can I tell you, this, I listen to...
I listen to this too much. Yo, shut the fuck up. It's Fat Cracker season. Okay. Okay, let's roll. Yo, shut the fuck up. It's Fat Cracker season.
There he is. Well, you were adamant on the last pod that you were like, Fat N-Words, Fat N-Words, it's my obsession. I love it. I'm always playing Fat N-Words. And then we were doing searches for it. No one could find it. No one could find it. It wasn't like a song that came up in the results of like... Spotify or Apple or any of that.
And by the way, they're big fans of mine. We found them. You found them? The people that run the account, they're big fans of mine.
What is the perfect boob size according to Bert and Tom?
But that's AI.
That's AI. And it is so engaging that I got to be honest with you, I wish it was a TV show. I would follow these guys. They're going to Dubai to close a new oil deal for P. Diddy Baby Oil. Yeah. Dude, it just delivers. Can I tell you what? It just delivers. Every time I hear it, it makes me smile. So...
you know the thing is the problem with that what it's so catchy that it makes you think it's okay to say it i know i mean so it's like one of those songs where you're like everyone's having a good time dude Like, why can't I have a good time with him?
I was in my hotel room today.
And you're just singing it to yourself?
Should I? Should I? But I'm always afraid I'm going to get recorded doing it. The worst is, so Shaq called me up the other day. He's like, yo, can you do my podcast? Our guest fell out. So I was like, yeah, we'll Zoom. the first question he said he goes have you found the the clip yeah i played it for him and he lost his mind and he was like do not say that ever yeah he knows oh he knows and you know what i do is i just go up to leanne i go god i love this time of year i should go really what time of year is it and i go yo shut the fuck up it's fat crack season no you say it fat no no i play it i play it if i can have that as my ringtone you can
How do comedians maintain their legacy?
Can I get that as my ringtone? Of course. Will you set that up as my ringtone right now? Oh, my God.
But let me ask you this. Oh, my God. You're obsessed with this. Be honest. Okay.
I'll be honest. Okay.
When you're alone, you actually say it, right? Nope. I have not said it yet.
What disaster did Bert narrowly avoid at SXSW?
I have not said it yet. I swear to God, I have not said it yet.
Can I just tell you something? Yes. I know when you're lying. So... It's okay, you say, right?
I have not said it yet. I have not said it yet.
So you put on Wu-Tang Clan, you go, shame on anyone who tries to run game on anyone.
Oh, I sing the N-word, yes. Okay, that's what I was getting to. Don't look shocked like I just told you your dad fucks your mom. Like, come on, it's real. When you're singing, and listen, I don't think you're supposed to, but I'm old school. I'm grandfathered in. I'm 52. Hip hop came out when I was a kid.
No, you were probably older than a kid.
No, I was a kid. I saw it on 2020. They're like, these blacks are dancing and singing in a whole new way.
Yeah.
You're like, I like this stuff. I did. I did. I saw it on 2020. I was like, I think I'm going to get into this. I found hip hop on 2020.
That's the whitest way you could discover hip hop is a news magazine show. There's an all new movement starting called rap.
What did Bert think of his outfit for SXSW?
I went to Philadelphia the next summer and they played hip hop. They played... Mantronics, I think, was the name of the band. And I was like, oh, John Stossel just covered this on 2020. Oh, my God. And my cousins were like, huh? Yeah. Baseline. Mantronics, I think, the song was Baseline.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What can I expect from Bert's special 'Lucky' on Netflix?
0:00–0:25
2
What is 'Fat N-word Season'?
0:25–1:42
3
What is the perfect boob size according to Bert and Tom?
1:42–3:12
4
How do comedians maintain their legacy?
3:12–3:25
5
What disaster did Bert narrowly avoid at SXSW?
3:25–4:25
6
What did Bert think of his outfit for SXSW?
4:25–4:53
7
What happened with Magic Johnson?
4:53–5:44
8
How did Bert become friends with Mel Gibson?
5:44–1:08:32
Speakers
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