Robert DeNiro Didn't Wanna Be Friends w/ Sebastian Maniscalco | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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What is the new stand‑up special Sebastian filmed at the United Center?
Texas, listen up, I've got some live shows coming up November 1st in Amarillo at the Amarillo Civic Center Complex.
How did Sebastian describe his meeting with Robert De Niro and the casino experience?
Then November 2nd in Lubbock at Buddy Holly Hall and El Paso at the Abraham Chavez Theater on November 6th.
What are the differences between Sebastian’s “fun dad” and “discipline dad” parenting styles?
Get your tickets at TomSegur.com slash tour.
How did the conversation about marriage and being an artist shape the episode?
Hundred percent.
What stories did Pete Correale share and why is he a favorite guest?
Your new special is not coming out till November.
What quirky habits (like peeing outside or making a spaghetti sandwich) did Sebastian reveal?
It's so good.
How did the hosts discuss wanting things versus having things and the “arrogance of boring”?
I had to stop it.
What final thoughts and wrap‑up moments concluded the episode?
I had to stop watching it. That's how good it is. Shot beautifully, shot gorgeous, really covered top to bottom. Uh uh, I'd say in the round, but it's in the triangle. It's in the triangle. It's in the triangle at the United Center. How many did you shoot? And this is inside baseball stuff for comics, but how many did you shoot? Uh two. We did two. So good it's expensive. That's it, you're done. Do you need to do anything else?
I asked that to my I uh what are we doing? Oh are we uh w how how long is this gonna go on? I'm sure you guys are all asking. You're like, What how long we have to come to this house? What does this
go on?
I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know.
Were you friends with Seinfeld? Yeah. Like he does he still love it?
Yeah, I yeah, he he loves doing stand-up comedy. It's for me, it's like, what else do you have to do on top of the stand-up comedy? I mean, you're you you're a guy who's uh dabbling in a a lot of facets of entertainment. Is this because you absolutely love doing all this stuff? Or is this the fact that just it's feeding the stand-up? What what's the Where are we going? I mean, that's a great question.
I think Segura's done doing stand up. He's done. I think so. This is his last tour. This is his last special. I mean that for real. I think his kids are young. He doesn't want to travel. He loves making movies. He really got into this to make movies and television. Like that's when he moved to Hollywood, his interest wasn't stand up. It was actor, uh, writer, director. And so I think he's getting the opportunity to do that. And it's interesting because I remember when I did the movie, he told me, he goes, Do good now and it sets up the next twenty years of your life. And I was like, Ah, that's crazy. And it I mean it has. I've I've been working doing T V and film. I like it. There's nothing better than like For me though, w watching your special, you have such an ability.
You've such an ability to make me giggle. that I can't figure out. You and Nate Bargazzi are the two people who can make me laugh and I can't figure out how to replicate what you do. And so the math of stand up for me is is fascinating. And I and I love it. And I and I and it makes me question myself. I get in I literally I was on the toilet today going like, because I watched it all last night in bed and I was woke up and I said, so wait, what do I do? Do I just share secrets? But like but I love stand up. I love stand up. I I do Television does not feed stand up,
I don't think. No, I don't think so either. I think uh I thought, at least going into like movies and film, I thought, oh, okay, if you do the good here, maybe this will translate into hard ticket sales, but I don't think that generally is the case. Although I think the podcasting does if you have a big enough podcast.
You and Pete are awesome together. Well thank you. It's real synergy. Thank you.
We enjoy doing the podcast. For us, it's not a large money maker. It's what I use it for is almost to populate some of my bits and like, oh, this is a good story. I'll tell it here and maybe percolate that on stage. But other than that, yeah, I mean I love stand up comedy. Other than that, everything else is kind of just gravy, you know. I I I don't I'm not like seeking out like a big movie career TV. I'm almost in the Segura bucket where I got small kids. They're eight and six. And I really enjoy hanging out. Like my my son came up to me the other day and he's like, Daddy, could you coach my soccer team? That's it, I'm balling. S. You you you're a sensitive guy. You cry uh and you and you you cry like in like you have no problems crying were on on on iPhone, this and that.
My cry. Secret. I don't like show to crying.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the new stand‑up special Sebastian filmed at the United Center?
0:00–0:07
2
How did Sebastian describe his meeting with Robert De Niro and the casino experience?
0:07–0:15
3
What are the differences between Sebastian’s “fun dad” and “discipline dad” parenting styles?
0:15–0:19
4
How did the conversation about marriage and being an artist shape the episode?
0:19–0:24
5
What stories did Pete Correale share and why is he a favorite guest?
0:24–0:28
6
What quirky habits (like peeing outside or making a spaghetti sandwich) did Sebastian reveal?
0:28–0:30
7
How did the hosts discuss wanting things versus having things and the “arrogance of boring”?
0:30–0:31
8
What final thoughts and wrap‑up moments concluded the episode?
0:31–1:23:15
Speakers
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