The Blue Origin Broads Backlash w/ Thomas Lennon | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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What are the Amazon reviews of Mein Kampf?
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What are the thoughts on women in space?
My grandfather used to always have a pen in his, if he ever wore a suit, which was only to like funerals and things, he was born in 1902. Was he really? Yeah, he had a pen in his outer jacket. And he said, that was the style at the time. And my grandmother was like, that wasn't the style. She's like, you did that so people knew that you knew how to read. So they would just have the pen, like a reading brag.
That's why I carry these around. Oh, they look like you're fancy? He's a reader, huh? Mm-hmm. Yeah.
What's the last book you read? I literally can't do it, and I always thought I was sort of a smarty pants. I haven't read a book. I honestly can't think of it. Wait.
Nope. Wait. Nope. Nope. There was a, we were on our honeymoon. There was a woman. We went to a really nice place for our honeymoon. And there was a woman reading a book. And I've never seen Leanne spit fluid out of her nose before. And the woman said to Leanne, hey, I think Bert would like this book. Leah said, spits a drink out of her nose and goes, are there pictures in it?
What happens during the all-female Blue Origin flight?
I can't remember last time I read a book. It just doesn't come up. Do you think books are going to be gone one day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Soon. Very soon. Yeah, very, very soon. How do you... I mean, I wonder if I would, you know, like... Maybe I should at least get into like Fifty Shades of Grey or something that maybe is going to, you know, fill that, scratch that itch of like people getting boners and stuff. But haven't tried it yet.
I'm always impressed when neo-Nazis read Mein Kampf and I go, wow, you read it? That's crazy. You read the whole thing.
Okay. First of all, no, there won't be books pretty soon. We were at me and Ken Marino. We went on a bike trip in Italy. That'll give the shortest version of the story. There's probably more to it, but I'm going to give it real short. And we're at this swimming pool. There's a sort of nice masseria hotel out in the, you know. And the lifeguard at the pool is reading Mein Kampf. We see. And he's like a young guy in a speedo. Just so it's like you can kind of see his dick. And he's also reading Mein Kampf and everything. The whole thing feels weird. Yeah. You know. And I'm the kind of guy who's always just like, hey, let's not mess with the guy who's boners out and he's reading Mein Kampf. Let's just let it – you know what? Let's let him be.
But Ken Marino, as much as I love confrontations, I love it. I hate them. I'm almost – me and your neighbors almost had a thing. We'll get into that in a minute.
That's why people can say racist things to me and I just go, cool. You don't like confrontations? I hate confrontations.
I love them.
Are you serious?
I love it.
Are you serious?
It makes my wife crazy. Oh, Leanne likes confrontation. I love it. I love it. I think also people don't expect it from me. Anyway, Ken Marino went right up to the guy. He's like, hey, what's going on with my cab over here? What's going on? He's like, I'm a for history. I'm a maker for history. I'm a maker for history. I'm a maker for history. He's like, no, you're also, but you just got super Nazi vibes too. Hey, cheers, by the way.
Cheers.
It's nice to be back at your beautiful mansion. I walked into the neighbor's mansion by accident. That was, this is beautiful. That's really nice. Almost became part of an accessory to whatever they're doing over there. The only thing you can call what you become when you hang out over there is you're an accessory now.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the Amazon reviews of Mein Kampf?
0:04–0:57
2
What are the thoughts on women in space?
0:57–2:11
3
What happens during the all-female Blue Origin flight?
2:11–5:37
4
What are the wildest encounters with fame?
5:37–6:46
5
What strange stories are shared about claustrophobia?
6:46–7:52
6
What are the thoughts on suicide pods in Switzerland?
7:52–9:35
7
How do confrontations play a role in comedy?
9:35–12:44
8
What is the connection between fitness and mental health?
12:44–2:02:14
Speakers
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