The Summer Bears Phone It In w/ Stavros Halkias & Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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Why is this the final episode of the Summer Bears takeover?
Hey gang, I am gonna be on tour starting this September.
How did Stavros and Chris react to fans loving their Summer Bears stint?
I'm gonna be in London September 7th, second show added in London. Then we're gonna be in Dublin on September 12th. After that, coming to America November 6th in Memphis, then Huntsville, Alabama, Chattanooga, Tennessee, Knoxville, Asheville, Greensboro, Wilmington. Uh and then Myrtle Beach, classy Myrtle Beach, Austin and Boston. And we will be adding more shows soon. But if you want to come see me, please check me out there.
That's it, baby. And then I will be the big one, September 5th, Chicago Theater, September 11th, Theater at Madison Square Garden, and then September 27th, Saudi Arabia, baby. So come see me.
What sparked the discussion about moving, peace, and addiction to losing?
I'm also in Boston in October. Got a show's lined up at the Wilbur, the Chevalier. Just go to ChrisDcomedy.com for Tiki Wickies. Thanks for all the support. 100%. What's up everybody? Welcome to the final episode of Summer Bears with Chris Estefano and Stavros Halicis.
Why did they bring pies to the police precinct and what was the outcome?
Halkeus, motherfucker. Damn
it!
Halkeus. The I is after the K. It's okay. And Stavros Segura.
Dude, by the way.
What are their thoughts on ChatGPT‑powered sex robots and future AI risks?
Tom now? Yeah, I think we are. Yeah. You know, we are Tommy. I thought about this actually because a lot of our dynamic is me needling you to tell embarrassing stories. Yes. And that kind of is Tom and Burke. That is Tom and Burke. Tom kind of sits back and goes, Oh, tell me about that horrifying thing that your family is gonna be pissed about you revealing.
Did any swingers reach out after the previous episode and what’s the plan?
Yes. That's kind of what I do to you. Yeah, tell me. Yeah, tell me
though I'm fat. Yeah, open up open up your comedy special talking about your daughter's period. And see it and then and then film her in school. Yeah. Yeah.
How did Mark Normand and Sam Morril crash the party and what did they bring?
Yeah. Yeah. Um yeah, I e ye uh by the way, I do you do look uh nice in that purple shirt, which is probably the same color as Bert's liver. Um it's the
royal color. I think let's he doesn't have a disease liver, he has a royal liver. That's true. You know, look at it that way.
Now I this is our final summer of the last
one. This is our final summer. I actually can't believe six it's six weeks, dude. This is the six
weeks. We were only supposed to be signed on for five. They let us go to six because Tom and Bert just don't want to do it anymore. No, no, no.
Will they return as Fall/Winter Bears or keep the Summer Bears legacy?
We think this is our last one. If they make us a big enough offer, we'll come back again. But listen, we know we got the bargaining power now. Yeah. It's I thought honestly I had no idea what to expect. I was like, Oh, Chris, it'll be fun. I love doing pods with Chris. Tom and Bert love those guys. If we can do them a solid, yeah, great. I thought people would hate because like I'm trying to conceive of a world where you step into someone's podcast and everyone's not pissed off. Right. Right? To me, I was like, this doesn't make any sense. They listen for you guys. I have been shocked at how much people love this episode, our episode. People
have been stopping me in the stream and be like
Thank you for taking over two bears. It almost feels like someone is making them listen to this podcast. I don't understand. Yeah, it's almost like like they're strapped in the fucking clockwork orange chair and they have to watch Two Bears One Came. And it's like, oh my God, thank God it's two guy two guys we don't really know that well. It's a better show. I have to go back and watch I guess the show sucks. Yeah. I always have fun when I do it. I didn't realize people hate it, but you know, this has been great for me. Hey. Because this is sort of like the this is kind of how I want to do, this is what I think of my what I want in my life. I would love to be a like second husband, stepfather because it's just nice someone has set the bar so low.
Yes. Sure. You Tom and Burt are sort of like the guy that knocked a lady up in high school. Right. Right. Promised They'd be there forever. They changed. Right. Right? They don't treat her well anymore. They they're off to Hollywood. Right. And now we're just some guy who pays the bill. We don't do we don't we're not doing a good job. No. We're just not, I guess, just really bad at it. I don't even understand. They set the bar so nice and low.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why is this the final episode of the Summer Bears takeover?
0:00–0:04
2
How did Stavros and Chris react to fans loving their Summer Bears stint?
0:04–0:45
3
What sparked the discussion about moving, peace, and addiction to losing?
0:45–1:10
4
Why did they bring pies to the police precinct and what was the outcome?
1:10–1:20
5
What are their thoughts on ChatGPT‑powered sex robots and future AI risks?
1:20–1:40
6
Did any swingers reach out after the previous episode and what’s the plan?
1:40–1:52
7
How did Mark Normand and Sam Morril crash the party and what did they bring?
1:52–2:23
8
Will they return as Fall/Winter Bears or keep the Summer Bears legacy?
2:23–1:05:16
Speakers
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