Why Ice Cube Stays Mad in Every Movie w/ Funny Marco | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1h 40m
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7 chapters
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What tour dates and locations does Bert announce at the beginning?
Hey everybody! This Sunday, October 19th, I'll be in Hanover, Maryland, at the Hall at Live during my Come Together tour. The next week I'm coming all across Indiana. Gary on October 23rd. West Lafayette on October 24th. Fort Wayne on October 25th and Bloomington October 26th. Get your tickets right now at TomScrew.com slash tour.
Hundred percent.
Thirty two? Yeah, I'm thirty two. How do you think I am? Uh, if I had to put a silent age on it, uh You're talking about solid or like not for what I guess was solid. If I was getting paid
If I was getting paid. Who do you think is old you do you know Tom Sagura? Uh-huh. Who do you think is older, me or Tom?
I'ma give I'ma give you. And it's it's because I see you so much. Yeah. You know the the longer you see somebody so much they start to look older? Dude.
Is that what's happening with mirrors? Yeah. Cause I I saw a picture, I saw a and we can definitely lower the AC in here for you fucking idiots growing spores. Jesus Christ. Do you ever notice how hot it is in here?
Uh I try not to think about it. For real?
How do the hosts turn the conversation into a celebrity‑age guessing game?
You don't think with your body, you just gotta think with your mind.
Wow. Yeah. I think with my body. Yeah, I see. I You've been thinking with your body your whole career. That's your thing. Look, you came here, you got your titties out, right? I've I think with my body. Yeah. Yeah, I think But your body has gotten you far. You're the only person I could say that's got like this. Like the I'm trying to say it like in the best way. But you got like a The sex appeal that nobody wants. But you d made so much money off of you just being you and they love it. So it's like you like you accept who you are, so you it's it's a great idea. Like I'm like White Drewski. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he says it's got you for the skit. It's funny because Drewski is like someone who can fall and really hurt himself. Yeah. And laugh it off. And you know he's walking into the other room going, No, I think I fucked my hip up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's it's for the joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck. Your whole generation, I think, is so fun for me. Like your your whole like I think there it's uh it's funny because you forget how old fuckers are. Yeah. Like, yeah, like Tom's I think Tom's forty seven. Mm-hmm. Theo's forty five. How old? Theo is like forty five. Yeah. You he th he looks he well No, Theo is not forty five. A hundred percent. Google it. How old's Theo Vaughn? Theo Vaughn's been in the game for a minute.
Yeah, he's forty five.
No, he's not.
Yeah, he is. He he actually he's thirty two. Know Theo for twenty years.
Yeah.
This is hysterical. How old is he? I wish I had his new number. I will call him. I have his new number. Can you call him? He's really 45. How old did you think he was? Not that like this. He's about to be pissy. But it's okay to be fifty. No, it's it's okay. It's a catfish, cause It's a catfish. You're close with deal. You were dealing with friends. He's forty five? Yeah. I think the world don't
know that. No, I don't think the world knows that. I don't think he yeah, I don't I mean Well I think he goes out and tells people his age, but I there he doesn't hide it. He's been in the media for His entire life. Yeah.
So is freaking Orlando Brown. He's not forty five. Who who
who's Orlando Brown? Orlando Brown, the guy that sold sprites?
No, that's from
Disney Channel. That's a Raven. Who's or who am I thinking of? Orlando? No? Yeah. Orlando Brown's thirty seven. How old's Chris Brown? How old's Chris Brown? Chris Brown's 36? Wow, I did
not know that. Shut the fuck up.
I'm blown away that you thought Theo was you thought Theo was Chris Brown is sexy though. Who? Chris Brown? Yeah. Chris Brown's so talented. Yeah.
Oh sexy too, right? Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh what else age? Let's see this is a guess of AIDS. Let's see somebody else that was. How
d how old do you think Rogan is?
Ooh, Steph Rogan.
No, Joe. Oh draw okay. Theo's older than J Seth Rogan. Fifty eight, sixty? He's almost sixty, yeah.
Do you think the more money you get, it helps you like not look old? Yeah, I
think so. Yeah. How much m do you think I have more money?
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What tour dates and locations does Bert announce at the beginning?
0:00–1:13
2
How do the hosts turn the conversation into a celebrity‑age guessing game?
1:13–15:54
3
What crazy stories do they share about interviewing Nicki Minaj and meeting Orlando Brown?
15:54–50:40
4
What are the power dynamics and etiquette differences between white‑girl and Black‑girl strip clubs?
50:40–59:36
5
How did the hosts brainstorm crazy food ideas like pancake tacos and discuss their favorite animated movies?
59:36–1:11:01
6
Why do they compare the main characters of Toy Story, Star Wars, and other franchises while debating who should be rebooted?
1:11:01–1:31:32
7
What insights do they share about live streaming, clip culture, and why they never say goodbye?
1:31:32–1:40:20
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