Acquired LIVE from Chase Center (with Daniel Ek, Emily Chang, Jensen Huang and Mark Zuckerberg)
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Hey, so I know this isn't like the best time to bring this up, but did you bring the thumb drive with the Who Got the Truth MP3 for the sound crew?
No, why would I bring a thumb? I did email that probably like three weeks ago, though.
Well, there's 6,000 people out there waiting to hear it.
Look, the team is really great. I'm sure they'll think of something.
Who got the truth? Is it you? Is it you? Is it you? Who got the truth? No, no. Is it you? Is it you? Is it you? Sit me down. Say it straight. Another story on the way. Who got the truth? Everybody's talking. Nobody's listening. These days I feel lost, man. Lost in opinions. Everybody's fighting. Nobody's winning. Take me home, because I don't know what's going on in the world I'm living. San Francisco, please help me welcome to the stage the creators of the Acquire podcast, Ben Gilbert and David Rosendahl. Sit me down, say it straight Another story on the way Who got the truth? Who got the truth? Who got the truth? San Francisco! Mike Taylor!
We didn't need the thumb drive.
We didn't need the thumb drive. Welcome to this episode of Acquired, the podcast about... Welcome to Acquired Live at the Chase Center!
Woo! Wow. This is, uh... Wow, this is unbelievable. Thank you all for coming. We have a very, very special guest and surprise to welcome us all here tonight, the CEO of JPMorgan Chase, Jamie Dimon.
Hello, Acquired listeners. Welcome to the Chase Center and to Acquired Live. I'm Jamie Dimon, Chairman and CEO of JPMorgan Chase. I'm happy to kick off the show tonight and welcome all of you to one of my favorite arenas. It's been a great partnership all year between JPMorgan Payments and Acquired, storytelling and educating about some of the greatest companies in the world. For many of them, just like many of you in the crowd, we're thrilled to call you friends and partners of the firm. Sorry I couldn't be there in person tonight, but I hope everyone enjoys the show. Ben and David, over to you.
Thanks, Jamie. Well, a special shout out and a huge thank you to JP Morgan and the whole payments team, especially Dustin Sedgwick, the CMO of JP Morgan Payments, longtime listener who's been like really the driving force behind this whole thing, and his truly world-class marketing team, Hannah, Nick, Vinnie, Amy, and Carly. David and I, for the first time, really now understand what it is like to have a glimpse of what a sort of real built-out team would look like and not just two guys in their basement. So thank you for an amazing partnership.
Ben and I did not put this on ourselves tonight. So what are we doing tonight?
Well, as you all know, Mark Zuckerberg is in the house.
Ooh! Ooh!
So tonight, we'll actually have three acts, not one. Mark will be our third act after intermission. But we've got a lot of great segments in our first two acts here. Some more fun surprises sprinkled in in the middle. So David, what is the format? Is this an acquired episode?
Well, amazingly, shockingly, we tell you all all the time that when we make an episode, we sit in our houses, in our studios. We record all day for nine hours. We turn that nine hours into three or four or five hours that you all hear. And we thought, yeah, that's probably not going to play here. But you keep asking us. You keep emailing us. So we want to put this... Request this question to bed once and for all here tonight. Here is what you are missing in the full nine hours of an acquired recording session.
I've been trying to do a better job getting airflow in here while we're recording because I get dumber at the end of episodes or at least I get like I get exhausted. I think part of it's the lack of oxygen.
It's really hot in here. And we've been going for five and a half hours.
Let me finish this thing and then we'll take a bathroom break.
I had a similar thought. Pour some more champagne. Sorry about that. Hey, blue angels.
Great. Only nine minutes and 40 seconds of bullshitting before we actually started. It's pretty good for us.
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