Greg Fitzsimmons: Adam’s Rock Bottom & The Last Time Greg Saw Norm Macdonald

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How does Greg Fitzsimmons turn awkward comedy stories into laughs?

Adam Carolla 0:00
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Adam Corolla 1:26
From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Corolla Show. Adam's guest today, Greg Fitzsimmons, plus the news with Alicia Krause, and now, Adam Corolla. Yeah, get it
Adam Carolla 1:39
on, got you. Get it on the choice we're gonna mandate you. Get it on. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling a friend. We love that about you. Fitz Dog in studio. Fitz Dog's got dates. He's a very skilled It veteran comedian. So if you want to see how it's done, you go watch him in Fairbanks, Alaska. Oh, that's cool. That's coming up end of this month in October.
Joe List 2:06
End of this week.
Adam Carolla 2:07
I should say, this week and this month. Um also Illinois, Toronto, if you go to fitzdog.com, you can find all the dates. Yeah, don't uh don't do what I did in Alaska, which is announced to the partisan crowd that I'd been living off fresh caught salmon. For the last week out here. And it tastes exactly the same as the frozen stuff at Trailer Jobs. That was a big that was a big bozo. Oh no no. That was a mistake. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I turned that crowd. I turned 'em on me
Joe List 2:41
quick. They gave me salmon every fucking day and then they sent me on the road with the smoked salmon in packages. So many I could not I left some in the hotel room. I I hope they're not listening. But it was like pounds and pounds of salmon.
Adam Carolla 2:56
Yeah. They're crazy It's like your Kodiak bear or something. Like what if you didn't like salmon? You know. You know, and actually kind of it was funny It's funny 'cause you and I are comedians and we say shit all the time and and and oftentimes don't realize how it's affecting other people who who don't have the same sense of humor. And I realize like and also I realize like I'm really straight when I say stuff. Like when I said to the couple, me and my wife took out the dinner fifteen years ago, look, This is about your engagement. We're here to celebrate you. Order whatever you want. I'm paying, but anything extra goes home with me. I realized when I got to my fridge the next day and my uh that I had an extra pork chop in it, they believed me.
Adam Carolla 3:45
Y you know what I'm saying? And I was I was two things. I was sitting in this room right behind me. Yeah. And uh like it was over the weekend or something and Ed, God bless him, but he's not a comedian. He works He does A V stuff. He he came in, he goes, Guess who uh guess who's house? I'm gonna I'm gonna wire for speakers and I go, Who? And he goes, Steve Martin. I go, Who's that? Steve Martin. I go I don't know that name. You don't know who Steve Martin is? I I'm sure there's a ton of guys named Steve Martin. Steve Martin. I d I don't know who that is. seen like uh yeah, I don't know, the jerk or something. I I I don't you don't have to get rude. I I don't know what that is. I don't know who the guy is. And he's I think he pulls out a picture and he goes, Steve Martin and I go
Adam Carolla 4:34
I I don't think I've seen this guy before. Yeah. And he's like, You don't know who Steve Martin is? I go, No, I d I don't know who Steve Martin is. And it went on for like ten minutes.

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