Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben get Catfished, Gay Jokes with the Boys, & Tires 2
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What made Shane nervous around Caitlin Clark?
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Yeah, Steve Gerby.
Steve Gerby, and also Shane Gillis, of course. But Steve Gerby, I think the world has noticed, just hit a sub-80. Let's go. Ground on a golf course right now. Let's go.
Wow.
And I'm not saying that, like, the acting superstardom has gone to his head, but the sub-80, I think, might have changed some things. I mean, he asked Alex to not be on the couch because of the color of his skin.
That is true.
Is 'Tires' more reality than fiction?
I did walk up to him on set just to say hi and try to give him a hug, and he was like, not right now, Schultz. And then he just walked away.
Excuse me. Not even close. Because he didn't like the way I was talking to you. What do you mean? He didn't like that I was being nice to you.
That was actually really funny.
You little suck-up. That's not a suck-up. Andrew's coming down. You're basically donating his time. So I'm just, like, you know, talking to him and, like, keeping the energy up. And he's like, you want to fucking be on Flagrim. And I was like, shit.
And I was just talking to him.
He didn't even say that. He just walks up. Hey, you want to be on Flagrim?
What are the latest changes in Steve Gerben's life?
That's all the time.
What is it? Shane just walks up. He's kind of hulking. He goes, shit. Stop it.
You should have seen him with Thomas Hayden Church on this season.
Just like agreeable. You know, I would say that's the way that I would describe it. And so, you know, you just kind of, you know, social grease and what have you. You say, you know, you just kind of go along and you just don't like it. I don't know what to talk about. So how are you doing?
I did this with Zlatan. Zlatan Ibrahimović. Oh, yeah. We met him in Abu Dhabi. He's a soccer player, all-time legend, one of the greats. And I just saw him, and it was one of the few times I spazzed out seeing a famous person. Normally I just avoid it, and then it just goes away. But I couldn't help it. I was like, I have to get a picture with Zlatan. So I dapped him up, and I was like, dude, I love you. I think I said I love him to Zlatan, and he was like, okay. And then I took a selfie, and then I never saw him again. He just walked away. It was awful. It was terrible.
What are the problems with baths?
I was starstruck. Caitlin Clark was at my show in Indiana, and for some reason, I was like... Every once in a while, somebody gets me that I didn't think was going to make me like, holy fuck.
Dude, there's a clip of you saying hi to Steph Curry and introducing yourself and him going, I know who you are.
Yeah, that was awesome.
That's insane. I mean, that's fucking awesome.
Which was funny, too, because it was me and Sam Jay.
You were at the Knicks game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the whole time, I'm like sitting there, I'm like, fucking, I hate the Warriors. Fuck the Warriors. Fuck the Warriors. Draymond Green's a cocksucker. Fuck him. But our seat was right next to the bench and Draymond was sitting next to us. And he was funny as fuck and he was the fucking man. And I was like, damn, I was wrong about Draymond. And then I'm like, fuck Steph Curry. He's a fucking bitch, dude. And then he looks over at Sam Jay because he knew Sam and he was like, what's up? And immediately she and I were both like, dude, Steph Curry's a fucking whore. He's so awesome.
Even just as a fan, I rooted for him one time in the Olympics, and I was like, oh, I get why Golden State fans are the worst. It's the most fun you can ever have.
Yeah. That was back when I liked the Knicks. That was last season. Wait, why don't you like the Knicks? Last year when they eliminated Philly. You guys were in the playoffs last year? Yeah. Oh, wow. Remember it was one of those series you guys won and acted like you won the Super Bowl? Yeah. You won one series. I was trying to cheer for you guys. You're such cocksuckers.
It is tough, dude. I want to.
We just get so overexcited about it. It was brutal. We went to Indianapolis last night to watch the game and just wasted an inordinate amount of money thinking that we were going to win game six in Indiana.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What made Shane nervous around Caitlin Clark?
0:05–0:32
2
Is 'Tires' more reality than fiction?
0:32–1:05
3
What are the latest changes in Steve Gerben's life?
1:05–2:02
4
What are the problems with baths?
2:02–3:43
5
What does Gerben's catfishing story reveal?
3:43–4:38
6
How did the Philly crew meet Shane and Gerben?
4:38–4:45
7
What were Shane's impressions of NYC before SNL?
4:45
8
What did Shane think about his Masters experience?
4:02–1:48:18
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