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You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Well, you two are something. We're bad friends.
Ho hum, down in the bayou, we got legs that are tired, lights that flicker in the night. Ho hum, my old black legs are skimming through the sand with my weepy eyes and my sour soul, and I'm coming around. What's up? That was improvised.
Oh, hum.
Oh, yeah? You know the oh, hum?
As you track through the woods with your bow. Yeah, dude. Oh, hum.
Oh, hum. Where your porridge is cold but your anus is numb.
Ho hum. Where the donuts are old fairy and they're filled with cum. Ho hum.
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