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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something.
Chapter 2: What happened during Bobby's comedy cruise experience?
We're bad friends.
You know who that is?
Soccer player.
Happy birthday, Fancy. Happy birthday to Fancy B. It's his birthday. Happy birthday, bud. Thank you, guys. Happy birthday.
Hey, hey.
Okay, enough. Enough about your birthday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did you get him for his birthday? What, what, Matahomo? Mattahomo? Is that a good banger? I don't know. Mattahomo?
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Chapter 3: How did Bobby react to his dog's death?
Carlos laughed. You pay him. Yeah. Mattahomo. That's the best you could do? Yeah.
My dog died. Let's talk about it.
Let's talk about your dog died on Fancy's birthday. What's that? That's you on the cruise. Look at how much fun you were having on the cruise.
Just cruise, Bob. Bobby on a boat cruising. Who are these two friends of yours?
Chapter 4: What original song did Rudy write for Fancy's birthday?
I have no idea. I'm never going on a cruise again, dude. I think it's a good idea. This is what happens.
So which of the girls? I don't know who they are. Which of those girls did you end up being? None of them. None of them. Who said middle gears three times?
He appeared out of nowhere. That's the funniest thing you've ever said. Oh, that's funny. I have no idea who they are. They look sweet. This is what happened that night. You have your mom's eyes. Holy shit. Yeah, I'm Bobby Mommy in there. I'm Bobby Mommy in there. Yeah, yeah. What happened that night? So I did a show, okay? Look at that Rolling Stones shirt I have on. And I did a show.
Did we talk about the cruise? No. Oh, this is the first time we've meeting?
We haven't been together in weeks. Oh, weeks, weeks.
Can I take this off?
It's for some reason distracting. Leave it on. You're a bull. I know, but okay. It's actually aligned perfectly, because right above the tail is your face, and that's where that should be. Okay. So what happened this night? All right, so let's talk about the cruise in general. Yeah, Adam Devine, Anders, and Blake did a cruise called This Is Important Cruise.
Yes. And all I did was, the only person I saw mostly was Swartzen.
Yeah, Nick called me a bunch.
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Chapter 5: How does Bobby feel about losing his dog?
Goonie's a slut.
Yeah, Goonie's a slut. Yeah, cats are either sluts or they don't talk to anybody at all. That's why I love Bojo, my white cat, because he only loves me. If I'm laying down, he comes right to my chest and lays there. Just for you. Just for me. So Remy was like that, and so I had a special bond with him in that way. I don't know, I'm gonna miss him a lot. Where's your joke, guy?
No, I didn't. I wanted you to get that out.
Oh, yeah. You should have a joke there, guy.
Yeah, but your dog died. Take the hat off. I really like it. Mad homo. I'm sad that your dog died.
Yeah, it's devastating.
And also, you know, I played with my dog a lot when you told me your dog died.
Really?
Took her outside and went nuts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fed her extra treats.
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Chapter 6: What does Bobby mean by having seven senses?
It's, you know, no one ever told, you know, when you buy, not buy, when you buy, when you get a puppy, you're like, you just go, oh. But you just don't, you know, I had no idea that you could literally bond with it like it's family.
Yeah, it is.
And then all of a sudden, oh, it's like my kid almost, right?
That kind of connection, right?
It sucks. It sucks. It just sucks, man.
Well, I think there's millions of people that are, oh, well, the fans who have that experience, they know. It sucks, but it will, good memories. Good memories.
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Chapter 7: What are the details of Bobby's upcoming tour?
Can I get some towels cleaned?
Oh, my God. I will.
When was the last time you did laundry?
Mama or mom did laundry two days ago.
But no towels. No towels.
I'll do it tonight.
Will you?
I will. I will.
Does that sound real?
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Chapter 8: How do they plan to connect with fans on a boat?
What happens? You wash, you fold?
Yeah. Yeah.
Just like the old days.
Can I be honest with you? And this is not a joke, right? I've never seen them do.
Oh my gosh.
This is not a joke. You've never seen them do laundry. I've never seen them do anything. Well, the mom does. Except lay down and watch, you know what I mean? HBO. Right.
You're always in your room. So how could you see us cleaning? That's why you never see us.
What?
You're always in your room.
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