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Bad Friends

Happy New Year 2025

Mon, 30 Dec

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Chapter 1: What special compilation did Bobby Lee create for the New Year?

126.625 - 128.026 Guest Speaker

I'll have a regular Red Bull.

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128.046 - 130.587 Bobby Lee

Fine. We'll take those. Yeah. Thank you so much.

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130.687 - 131.608 Guest Speaker

What a weird restaurant.

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131.828 - 134.39 Bobby Lee

I mean, honestly, just chimichurri steak. Wine. Yeah.

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134.53 - 137.912 Guest Speaker

Chimichurri steak. Red Bull. Red Bull.

138.452 - 140.074 Bobby Lee

And water. And water. That's it. That's it.

140.494 - 141.655 Andrew Santino

I don't know how they do business.

142.655 - 147.976 Bobby Lee

So Dominguez... Oh, yeah, sir. And we'll just take three steaks, obviously, because we fucking can't choose anything.

148.516 - 156.798 Guest Speaker

Can we... Medium? Okay. Do we have an option? Can we do medium? No. Yes, medium. That's the only thing you do? Yeah.

Chapter 2: Why does Bobby feel good in the podcast?

177.071 - 188.439 Bobby Lee

No lemon for his, please. And no ice in mine, please, if you could. Did you get all that? Let me write it down. You can't memorize that? Can you repeat it back to us so we make sure you get the order right? You can't memorize that.

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190.6 - 192.522 Guest Speaker

I think you guys wanted this take, right? Yes!

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192.582 - 193.362 Andrew Santino

I was with a woman...

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204.096 - 237.259 Guest Speaker

We have to. Go on. We're making out. First base. Then she stopped. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice, right? Her body, her choice. And then she looked and she goes, I just, I'm not attracted to you. Yep. And she goes, you're fat, you're fat. No, no, that's boo. She called you fat? And I go, oh.

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237.739 - 261.037 Guest Speaker

She didn't realize until that moment. Okay. Damn, Lyle. Lyle, are you playing a character right now? Yeah. The Menendez killers are hard, dude. Saturday morning, I woke up. So I went to the La Valencia Hotel, spent the night there. Went to the store and then spent the night there to give Dan a 40-year cake. I saw the photo.

261.257 - 264.539 Bobby Lee

At his men's meeting. 40-year sober anniversary cake.

264.559 - 266 Fancy

Oh, shout out Dan. He's awesome.

266.02 - 268.402 Guest Speaker

It was great because- It looked like a supermarket cake.

268.762 - 272.135 Fancy

Yeah. Didn't miss that. I'll tell you that.

Chapter 3: What is the food special mentioned in the podcast?

318.605 - 336.39 Guest Speaker

So every week, his job is to go to anywhere and buy a cake and bring it to the meeting, right? Yeah. I don't know where the fuck it's from, but that's not the point of the birthday. I see. 40 years of sobriety is a huge deal, man. That's why I thought it would be a better case. Dude, what's wrong?

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336.45 - 341.212 Bobby Lee

Dude, honestly. Dude. Wow. I love it. I think he was spraying shot. I think he couldn't hold it in.

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341.232 - 343.132 Fancy

Wouldn't you go in your pants if you couldn't hold it in?

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343.152 - 351.535 Bobby Lee

No, I'd go right in the aisle like that. Really? You would? Well, yeah, the way these prices of these flights now are so absurd, the least you can do is let me shit on the floor. What? Someone what?

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352.295 - 352.735 Guest Speaker

Andrew. Andrew.

353.888 - 354.809 Bobby Lee

Just stop for a second.

355.009 - 365.855 Guest Speaker

We really should cut. No, no, no. Here's the deal. Yeah, you're right. He was attempting to do a joke from a Dumb and Dumber reference. It didn't land well. I didn't like it. It didn't make any sense.

365.875 - 368.476 Fancy

Did you just do Dumb and Dumber on SOS VHS or something?

Chapter 4: What drinks are available at the restaurant discussed?

368.556 - 379.663 Guest Speaker

With me. And so I think that there needs to be a boycott. I agree. So the boycott is this. That was your last straw friend. That's it. You and I will never do his stupid show again. Correct.

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379.923 - 381.664 Bobby Lee

Well, we already did it once, unfortunately.

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381.764 - 383.265 Guest Speaker

We gave him a favor. Never again.

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383.285 - 392.188 Bobby Lee

Give that mic to Carlos' side. I want that facing Carlos from now on. Carlos? Yeah. Yeah, face you. There we go. I can't have this guy just yab-yabbing into the mic about nothing.

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392.248 - 393.588 Guest Speaker

Because Andrew was going to do gold.

394.068 - 394.829 Bobby Lee

Yeah. I could feel it.

394.889 - 406.273 Guest Speaker

I had something building up. As his sidekick, as his sidekick, I was feeling gold coming on, and then you, my friend, you fucking put a fucking dam in the middle of it.

406.293 - 409.754 Bobby Lee

Well, let's give you another chance to do this bad joke. What is it? Go ahead. Yeah, so you say what you were going to say.

410.694 - 415.637 Guest Speaker

No, no, no. I want to hear him do it. No, but he had to interrupt you. The timing is impeccable.

Chapter 5: What cake tradition is discussed in the podcast?

1283.213 - 1292.318 Juicy

I miss you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart. Feliz Navidad. Let's go. Another one.

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1292.699 - 1293.499 Bobby Lee

Feliz Navidad.

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1293.519 - 1297.202 Juicy

Let's go. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Feliz Navidad.

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1297.542 - 1298.202 Bobby Lee

Feliz Navidad.

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1298.282 - 1299.383 Juicy

Feliz Navidad.

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