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Try Huel with 15% off today using code BADFRIENDS at my.huel.com slash BADFRIENDS. Hey, Bad Friends, this week I'm going to be in Philly and in New York. I'm playing the Met and the Beacon. I'm so very excited and so humbled. I cannot believe I get to play two beautiful venues, New York and Philly. Come out and see me. Then I'm doing San Diego and Phoenix and And San Francisco, we added a show.
Then I'm going to be doing Boston, going over to Boston, my friends. And then I'm finishing this tour in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Come see me in Minneapolis, Minnesota. I'm doing four shows. That's where I'm shooting my special. I'm so very excited. Go to AndrewSantino.com for those tickets. AndrewSantino.com.
You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. Dude, did you fall asleep last night? No, bro. Yeah, you did. No, no, no. I liked your... No, you have... Today you liked it. No, no. So you're saying that I could have died. No, I liked it at four in the morning. I promise you. I could see the phone right now. Yeah, you could see it.
Well, what can you see? That I did it at four in the morning. I know... Oh, God. I could have died last night. You definitely couldn't have died.
He... He could have died last night. No, he could have killed me. Well, he's sick right now, too. Are you sick? Yeah. From the fires, dude. It's the smoke. No, he's sick. You know he's sick.
Those are meth... Meth nose. Meth nostrils. I've never done meth. Those are nostrils. Those are meth nostrils. Bobby texted me at three in the morning saying like doors were unlocked and to come in if the fire hits. That's sexy. No, it's not, dude. No, that's not sexy? It's not sexy, no. Oh, I thought that was sexy.
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