We're Leaving LA w/ Jimmy O Yang
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You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends. Dude, did you fall asleep last night? No, bro. Yeah, you did. No, no, no. I liked your... No, you have... Today you liked it. No, no. So you're saying that I could have died. No, I liked it at four in the morning. I promise you. I could see the phone right now. Yeah, you could see it. Well, what can you see? That I did it at four in the morning. I know... Oh, God. I could have died last night. You definitely couldn't have died.
He... He could have died last night. No, he could have killed me. Well, he's sick right now, too. Are you sick? Yeah. From the fires, dude. It's the smoke. No, he's sick. You know he's sick.
Those are meth... Meth nose. Meth nostrils. I've never done meth. Those are nostrils. Those are meth nostrils. Bobby texted me at three in the morning saying like doors were unlocked and to come in if the fire hits. That's sexy. No, it's not, dude. No, that's not sexy? It's not sexy, no. Oh, I thought that was sexy.
No, I had everything set up. I had the cat crates, everything set up.
And I liked it an hour later.
No, dude, I could have died. Because I fell asleep knowing that you were my garden angel and I could have died.
Angels need to take naps.
So last night, what happened? You're saying garden angel? Garden angel, dude.
Like he lives in the garden?
That's right, dude.
My little garden angel.
He's a garden angel, dude. He's a lawn gnome, dude. He is, kind of. So last night, when did you get in? I kept texting you on the flight.
I'm texting you from the sky. I landed at 1035. My God. Oh, wow. I saw the smoke the whole way. It was wild. Wow. I saw the fires the whole way.
Last night... I texted Carlos because I was so tired. I go, I'm going to fall asleep, but just in case, if it gets out of control, I'm going to leave my bedroom door open. Hot. Yeah, and then wake me up. I have the bags packed. Get the cats in the cradle. Cats in the cradle and the silver spoon.
LA is on fire.
And it's Newsome Falls. Yeah, yeah. So it's that mayor we have. Where are you going to...
Hey, Los Angeles, this is Mayor Karen Baird.
Yeah, where are you going, baby? She's done, dude. She's done, dude, right? Yeah. She's cooked.
She's done, dude.
Why?
She stayed silent. They're interviewing her. Dude, that was crazy. Yeah, yeah. Those are sweet British guys.
Like, Madam Mayor, have you got anything to say to the people of Los Angeles? You cut the fire department fund and all that stuff. And she kept it quiet. But last night, right? So I'm like, I fell asleep. I'm like, okay, Carlos asked me. This morning, he liked my thing. Which means that he had slept through it. So if my house is on fire, I'd be dead.
You'd be dead. But I was texting you the whole night. I texted you back and forth. In fact, I got a call. From Kalilah.
How many calls did you get from Kalilah?
Yesterday.
Two.
Well, I got a call mid-flight, and I texted. I was like, I can't answer. I'm on a plane. By the way, why can't I answer? I'm on a plane. Can't they just make it available for us to take a call on a plane? It'll interfere with the radio. No, it won't.
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