# 667 - Matthew Broussard & Ari Shaffir Get Shocked

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Bert Kreischer 0:00
This episode is brought to you by Shinedown's Dance Kid Dance Tour featuring special guests Bush and Morgan Wade. Shinedown's Dance Kid Dance Tour kicks off July 19th at Boston's TD Garden and makes stops at some of the most iconic venues across the country. This is Shinedown's biggest tour yet featuring Second Chance. sound of madness and all the classics you'll love alongside some of the never before performed deep cuts and of course the mind-blowing production empire the band is known for and i am telling you i've seen that firsthand we saw them on tour the whole our whole group saw them and it was one of the most amazing shows and if you are one of those people that's lived under a rock and are unfamiliar with shine down check out burt cast number 623 they play acoustic i'm telling you zach
Bert Kreischer 0:47
is what they call a prodigy guitar. He is amazing. He is brilliant. And by the way, they're bringing Bush with you. Are you kidding me? Morgan Wade? This is a night you're not going to want to miss. For a full list of dates and to secure your tickets right now, visit shinedown.com. Hey, guys. My new special, Lucky, is streaming on Netflix March 18th. So what I'd love for you to do, if you don't mind, go to Netflix, set yourself a reminder to watch Lucky March 18th on Netflix. I hope you enjoy it.
Host 1:16
Oh! Did he floor you? I was crazy. And this isn't the environment for that kind of behavior. That was an ultimate moment on this show.
Bert Kreischer 1:28
It was the greatest moment I've ever had in a show ever. Aperol spritzes. Have you ever had an Aperol spritz?
Host 1:40
Oh, yes. My fiance's go-to.
Bert Kreischer 1:42
For real?
Host 1:43
Yeah.
Bert Kreischer 1:44
All right. So we're about to podcast. What do we want to talk about? Here's what I want to talk about. Okay. I want to start with your brain. Sure. Yeah. Okay. Let's start with your brain.
Host 1:52
I also want to say, maybe I should save this, but I would like to mention at some point how much you influenced my special and how much I learned from you comedically. I think that would just... Something I'd like to say on the record. Thank you very much. I think I owe a lot of what I did on that special to watching you and learning from you.
Bert Kreischer 2:10
And I think that would be... I genuinely appreciate that. You have such a unique way of doing stand-up because... This special, I think it is worth the stopping this right now and going and watching your special, in my opinion. That's very nice. Because Hyperbolic is on YouTube right now. Or no, yeah, it came out December. And... I love the word hyperbolic. I love that. It's one of my favorite words. It's a good word. I live in hyperbole.
Host 2:37
Yeah. I shouldn't explain my stuff to people. It's also a term in mathematics. It's a very important term in mathematics, which I picked the double entendre for a little cheeky joke that no one would get.
Bert Kreischer 2:48
No, but what's great about this special is that every joke is filled. It is like a casserole of fucking comedy. I mean, every joke, even the way you break down your mom's interaction at the Delta counter, everything is just... You don't just say the thing, you say the thing the way it should be said. They asked what color?
Host 3:14
That joke, I attribute that to you because what I watched you do in your stories that I was so jealous of is you could get a joke while giving out new information. You could have a turn in the story that was also a punchline. And I like that particular line where I explained the racially what's going on is I think it gets a laugh, but it's also like, but you learn what you need to know. And I don't have to say anything else.
Bert Kreischer 3:37
It was so great. Thank you. It was so great. I'm really like... And can I tell you, I never saw any of that shit on the road.
Host 3:44
I kind of kept... I have about 20 minutes material that I would kind of cycle through for the 15 that I did with you. Yeah. I tried it once or twice. I kind of needed like a little more investment from the crowd to get into stuff that was that personal. Oh, it's... Maybe I should have more balls, but yeah.
Bert Kreischer 3:59
No, it's so good. And I just as... Looking at it, I was like... I remember one time I got a compliment and they were like, your jokes per minute are really great. I was like, I don't feel like I have any jokes in my act. Then I watched yours and I was like, oh, I know what they were saying. Even in the small detail, the small detail isn't given as a detail, it's given as a joke.

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