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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
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Did he floor you? I was crazy. And this isn't the environment for that kind of behavior. That was an ultimate moment on this show.
It was the greatest moment I've ever had in a show ever. Aperol spritzes. Have you ever had an Aperol spritz?
Oh, yes. My fiance's go-to.
For real?
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Chapter 2: What insights does Matthew share about his new special?
I mean, yeah, they're only five bucks, but they're fucking going to be fun.
It's hard to get... It's not the price. It's just it's hard to get my guy to mail them to me and all that. Yeah. But like I... I don't think they're looking for acid, especially not in that quantity.
See, that's where your brain works. And I go, you're right.
It's risk or war, right? The ratio of risk to penalty. The penalty would be super high, but the odds that they would find it and then test it. And it's like, if they found it, I could swallow it. I could go like that with my hand and now it's gone. With these two things? Yeah. It would disappear with the pocket lint in my pocket.
Yeah.
I think.
But see, I wish I had your brain. One time I was starting to smoke weed and my dad was like, Or Leanne was like, just take it with you on the road. It was healthier for me to smoke weed than to drink. Or if I drank and smoked weed, the second I smoked weed, I stopped drinking. Interesting. Yeah, if I smoke weed, the second I smoke weed, I'm done drinking.
And Leanne said to me, just take it on the plane with you. And I was like, no, I'm weird about rules. I go, the rules are you're not allowed to. And she goes, baby, worst case scenario, they find it, they arrest you, you got a great story. And I was like, yeah, but I'm breaking the rules. Like I'm not allowed to break rules. Like I didn't get a tattoo because my dad would never let me.
I didn't have a fake ID because my dad would never let me. I drank and drove like maybe like a handful of times as like a kid because I was like right around the corner. Like I never did it like – you know, drinking and driving. As a grown man from 18 to 52, I maybe, and Pete, back me up on this. I maybe one time have had a drink and gotten behind the wheel.
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Chapter 3: How does Matthew's brain work in relation to comedy?
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You ever get in like an Uber or sit down with someone and they just start talking and you're like, you're not good at this. And I'm paid to do this. Yeah, you're one of the best in the world at it. This guy is just some schmo. Yeah. And then they just take over. Like, if you ask me one question, I swear I have some good stories. Okay, now I'm going to interrupt, okay?
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